Hi! I'm Neal Wang 🐬 !

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About Me

Full-Stack DevSecBizAIOps Ninja Unicorn 🦄 • Cloud-Native Zero-Trust Thought Leader 🧠 • Friday-Afternoon-Force-Push-to-Prod Evangelist 🚨

• Favourite Languages: Haskell / TailwindCSS / Jira tickets
• Favourite Vim Command: :q!
• Favourite Joke: ▶︎ •၊၊||၊|။||||။‌‌‌‌‌၊|• 0:10
• Favourite Regex: ^https?:\/\/(www\.)?(youtube\.com\/watch\?v=|youtu\.be\/)(dQw4w9WgXcQ|dQw4w9WgXcQ(&|\?).*|dQw4w9WgXcQ\/.*|.*[&?]v=dQw4w9WgXcQ(&.*)?|.*v%3DdQw4w9WgXcQ.*|.*%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DdQw4w9WgXcQ.*|.*embed\/dQw4w9WgXcQ.*|.*[&?]list=.*dQw4w9WgXcQ.*|.*redirect=.*dQw4w9WgXcQ.*)$

Work Experience

• 🔎 Deployed end-to-end serverless, hyperoptimised, micro-monolith logs inspector (RabbitMQ + WebSockets + Kafka-adjacent vibes) for enterprise-grade RCA via polyglot stack.
• 🚀 Integrated AI/ML/CV/AR/IoT/NLP/NFT/LOL pipelines for real-time edge inference on smart factory devices (powered by TypeScriptReactMUICSharpASPNETCore™ and caffeine).
• 📉 Reduced MTTD, MTTR, MTWTF.
• 📈 Increased ROI, OKRs, KPIs, ETH, and serotonin.
• ♾️ 200+ Bitbucket commits. 8,000 LoC. Infinite chaos.

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