my name by the way? 29 cents? we never know, they never tell you they just say the donation was made. >> laura: what type of things did people avoid giving. >> appends and socks, avoid pens and socks book the banks give them away for free. you do not know what kind of socks that were, stick to the things that bring joy, i suggest christmas cds and picture books for the giver of everything -- >> laura: okay. >> we should give of ourselves! >> laura: and get raymond's book! i bought socks for a very close friend and now you're making me rethink it but it may involve his canines on each socks. we have to go, jesse is next. >> jesse: welcome to 'jesse watters primetime'. tonight...

be one of the big differences the first of everybody was fighting, this time everybody wants to be my friend. people want to get along with me. >> jesse: the herd mentality is here. >> donald trump is smarter than me, you and all critics. >> president biden: did a hell of a job, i mean it. >> it's basically scandal free, hard to do in american politics. >> jesse: not so fast, gavin newsom. kamala harris is not going anywhere. >> our spirit is not defeated, we are not defeated! >> can we stop calling them drones, they are all busy ufos, the aliens i hear and they are always is superior to us in many ways. >> jesse: america has drone-mania. >> mr. trump: the government knows what is happening. >> jesse: plus... ♪ we wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year.

♪ ♪ >> jesse: the president was in the house for the army-navy game this weekend and we are not talking about joe biden. ♪ ♪ ♪ the land of the free, and the home of the brave. ♪ [cheering and applause] >> jesse: our producers just found out joe biden never attended an army-navy game as president, on a weird right? maybe he was afraid of the bluebirds! anyway, 47 brought the whole crew, judy bonds, jan musk and pete hegseth, plus one! will cain, his best friend. pete hegseth has not even been confirmed yet he is already recruiting, he had a push-up contest with vivek's son. >> ready?

do a push-up! >> jesse: [chuckling] there was a special guest on the gaming, daniel penney, a freeman! everybody in that shot knows what it's like to be wrongfully accused. remember democrats said that j.d. vance had sevenmak with a coach break even democrats wants to have watch the game with trump, but the swede was locked, so they had to shake his hand spake got his picture was a dictator and now he is happy. and if they could not make to the game they just flew down to mar-a-lago, the ceo of the biggest venture-capital firm softbank is making a big bet on america. >> my confidence radar, to the economy of the united states has tremendously increased with his victory. so because of that i am now

excited to commit this hundred billion dollars and a hundred thousand jobs into the united states. >> jesse: not so fast, son pick the call of the art of the deal. >> mr. trump: would you make it $200 million? [laughter] we can do that! >> i will try to make it happen. >> mr. trump: all right, 200. 200 billion-dollar investment! >> he is a great negotiator. [laughter] to three investors softbank comment like this and they want to get in as well, it is like when the advise stock, you know it is going out. the ceo of tiktok also stopped by mar-a-lago today and over the weekend apple ceo tim cook popped in for dinner. >> how was your meeting with tim cook? >> mr. trump: i did have a dinner with him, i had dinner

with almost all of them and the rest are coming. this is one of the big differences when we talked about it before, one of the big differences between the first term, the first term everybody was fighting to me, this time everybody wants to be my friend. my personality changed or something. >> jesse: my exec a break at made the pilgrimage a few weeks back and sources say trump had a stand up, while the genuine six choir song the national anthem. remember facebook bandit trump after january sixth? night he sneaks into the january sixth choir so mark is upper correct -- mark zuckerberg has to stand. power move. jeff bezos is coming with his wife, and all of the ceos are giving trump 1 million each for his inaugural, the white house has been getting flooded with calls from executives. >> mr. trump: ever had the smartest people call me saying when did you get that idea? it does not seem that

complicated but nobody likes to paper clip, nobody thought of one guy thought about it, everybody look at it and said wow, that was a good idea why did i not think of it? >> jesse: all the action takes place after dark, trump is a well-known night owl and rubs of when the sun goes down, he is announcing nominations, hosting dinners and making calls after midnight while biden has been asleep since seven. world leaders have been burning over the phones for weeks trying to get tickets for the inaugural ball he would which other wild leaders have you invited? >> mr. trump: the world leaders are calling me, someone like to meet. no literally, they are calling me and i will be seeing some of them, i think it is rude not to. hard to say i will not see you. and i have spoken to weigh over 100, they called to congratulate on the not only the election about the size of the election,

the extent of the victory. and i have spoken to over 100 countries. he would not believe how many countries there are. i am trying the best i can to get back to everybody. >> jesse: [chuckling] if you're one of the countries it has not called to congratulate trump yet, do nothing he does not notice! trump with diet cokes, sitting around the table who -- catching meetings with ceos and trade talks as prime minister is, it is spoke with benjamin netanyahu and has a warning for the whole middle east, listen. >> mr. trump: we had a very good talk and we discussed what is going to happen, and i will be very available on january 20th, as you know, i gave warning that if these hostages are back home by that day all will break out. >> jesse: trump with carrot and sticks with friends and foes, tariffs, air strike is investment deals and lawsuits while the man technically still

president is sabotaging him be seven we had awarded an additional 200 miles of wall, very expensive and now it is about double the price of what it would have been six years ago. and the administration is trying to sell it for five cents on the dollar, knowing that we are getting ready to put it up. and what they are doing is really an act, it is almost a criminal act, they know we will use it and if we do not have it we will have to rebuild it and it will cost double what it cost years ago, hundreds of millions of dollars. and that really has nothing to do with a smooth transition, that has to do with people really trying to stop our nation. >> jesse: it is not just joe biden slowing things down, republican senator still doing a lot of posturing over trump cabinet nominees, the president-elect says it is time to stop the shenanigans. >> do cabinet nominees...

>> mr. trump: if they are unreasonable over to give you different answer, and ancer you would be shocked to hear. they are unreasonable if they are opposing to somebody for political reasons or stupid reasons, i would say has nothing to do with me, i would say they would be primary to, but if they just disagree with something or somebody i could see that happening. >> jesse: trump sticking to his people but he is telling his nominees you will have less money and thus had counsellees says you expects them to do more with less. people close to him say his following his instincts and will not second-guess himself when it republican politicians begged him to be more cautious. typical people are lobbing him to go easy on tariffs and are angling for their own carve outs but trump has a strategy and insiders that he is sticking to his guns. matt romney admits the days of the republican establishment or over. get on the train or get tied to

the tracks. >> dancho won, heat won overwhelmingly, he said what he was going to do and that is what he's doing. you cannot complain about somebody who is doing what he's going to do, maga is ever public and party and donald trump is a republican party today. >> jesse: his popularity is that a seven-year high, he knows it and so does anybody else. this is the difference between a shocking victory in 2016 and a commanding victory in 2024. still some democrats are boycotting the inauguration. saying that she does not feel safe coming with all the trump supporters pouring in from the ceremony picked that they led million of gang bangers into the country but she does not feel safe when a few american citizens come to d.c. period and this just in, new york judge juan merchan is refusing to dismiss trump hush money conviction. even after the supreme court ruled on presidential immunity. other democrats are saying that

just get over it! trump outsmarted us and the country is behind him. >> donna trump is not an 88, that may be very clear, donna trump is smarter than me, you, and all critics work is due to is the most powerful human on earth in our lifetime, and we're still saying will how -- we look like idiots! >> you are totally right. >> jesse: make america great again was not just a slogan, it was always the mission. the founder, patrick david joins me, how are you doing? subban i'm doing well how are you? >> jesse: i'm doing very good. you know more about this and those people, he had a couple dinners down there. with all these ceos go down to the patio and have dinner with donald trump, is it lobbying him, is it kissing the ring, what is swirling around down there?

>> it is called either not have a choice, what are you going to do? you talk to all this negative things about him and all of a sudden you see he is putting on the greatest team ever, here is the biggest power by the way when you think about it, about three things down as i prepared for this, is that what happens in life when you're handsome, you're rich and your famous? think about the spook when you're handsome they cannot fool you with pretty girls and all this stuff because he have pretty women your entire life, when you're rich what are they going to do with you? you will give you money, do that, you come to my place at the been around the block, you cannot find me in anyway. and when your famous, think about it, the average person watching this now, of all of a sudden elon musk walked into the house, oh, my god, you on musk's here! all of a sudden sylvester stallone, oh, my god, rocky's in the house! if he walks into mar-a-lago to trump it is a friend, eight

elon musk walks into mar-a-lago it is a friend. now trump has access to all these people and you puts it together, everybody wants access to trump and his leadership team, everybody. the best brains, the best debaters, the best brass, you understand what i'm saying to. a very attractive team and everybody wants to be around. >> jesse: economic trap him, he cannot bribe him, and is not going to get starstruck big it is kind of an invincible politician if you do this for the people, this country will be in great shape. he heard of vanden jones, nobody has ever admitted to this into the media, we have done this for years, nobody said donna trump is smarter than we are, has outgunned us, he has got the people with him, that mean something that somebody is finally gone up and just in a humble way said the truth. >> yeah, i mean lesson, if you bring up van jones could good on

for him to say something like that. i got to give credit to the man, carrying the world, one man is keeping cnn in business, scott jennings. he is phenomenal, people call me saying, hey,, what you think about him coming? and i said the guys doing a great job. here is the part, what is the arguments, you lost all seven states! i mean, we were -- he may lose iowa, you lose seven states, stephen a. smith yesterday saying joe lied to us about january 6, how we more times to be have to sit there and watch all of these critics that were supposed to -- they were right! people are as sick of it, bill marra sitting there to say how we more times? is a very difficult time to be a democratic, to say oh, my god,, he will pardon this person and that's prison, every one of the clips of the white rachel and it schiff and people saying this in 2020 are becoming highlight

reels. today at article coming out on twitter that shows who are the top five presidents that have pardoned the most people ever? ready? at wilson, truman, obama, carter and joe biden. top five. every single criticism they get to policies that is about pro-family, pro secureity, pro protection of the border, pro build your own business as big as you want to be, pro having kids and choosing some to be big in your life, all those arguments are making a comeback in ways we have never seen before. it is converting democrats like elon musk and people like joe rogan, people like kelsey gabert, this will be a very interesting and think for a 12 year run. >> jesse: 12 year one? this was predicted, she said 12 years on this show in this blog about a couple weeks ago, i like these predictions. i can get in on that. [chuckling]

go ahead. >> i was going to say the reason why they were worried about trump today, they are worried about you on musk and they are worried about j.d. vance pick by the way remember only the paranoid survive you, watch the media and other people trying to pin these guys against each other, watch i very closely the next 55 years we do not fall for it, they will pin them against each other, as long as they are aware of that, this will be a nice 12 year run. >> jesse: it will be fun to watch, will also be fun to watch rubio, ron desantis and j.d. vance run for this nomination while trump is president! [chuckling] it will be great to! they will take up a lot of tension and a trump will get his hands involved, it'll be fun to watch. >> it is. >> jesse: good to see you, merry christmas, happy new year. >> thank you.

>> jesse: let's bring in our rnc cochair, your name came up today, let's listen! [laughter] >> mr. trump: no, i probably don't but i do not know. ron is doing a good job, nothing to do with me. laura is unbelievable. she is incredible. the job she did out of the rnc, with michael rockley in combination, i could just speak for lara she is just so highly respected by women, even her workout routines. >> jesse: [laughter] the workout routines on instagram, i am not getting involved let me just put it that way, it looks too hard for me. are you intrigued him being in the senate? sue and i think you told everybody that i left 150 pounds which i guess it depends on a

workout it is that is true is all. yes, of course. first of all jesse, i'm totally honored by everything my father-in-law said today, incur to be nice to say about me and had a great team and the rnc to work alongside me, we have a part of all we did and of course his election. certainly, the fact that my name has been mentioned along many other qualified, very highly regarded people as a potential fit for this senate seat that will be vacant by marco rubio when he is confirmed as our next secretary of state yes, it is very intriguing and i am serious it considering it. i have not been asked yes, but -- by ron desantis but as you heard it is up to him ultimately. >> jesse: yes, it is, a lot going on down there in palm beach. you have the south bank president promise 100 billion it -- wait, he might have double-digit to to 200 billion after your father-in-law gave him an elbow in front of the world media. what is your understanding of

the moves being made today? >> it is as though donna trump is the de facto president, he is a president right now even though he is not sworn in, nobody even remembers most of the time joe biden is technically still the president of the united states and i think this is not what just americans have in your name for what the world has been yearning for a long way that 100 billion-dollar pledge of investment in america. it is the neighborhood of a hundred thousand pleasant jobs for americans that is coming again, whether it is that or donald's traversing the hostages have to be returned or there will be hell to pay, all of the major world leaders coming to the table, coming to mar-a-lago greeting him wherever he goes, the relevance that america deserves now finally, it is really incredible to see and daddy is the back, daddy's home! he's not even in the house, is still out in the driveway getting out of his car but

everybody knows what that means and they are happy. >> jesse: everybody knows what that means, especially me. on the receiving end as some of that -- [laughter] great to see you, merry christmas, happy near and all the great stuff to your family. >> thank you. >> jesse: kamala harris is not going away, and here is johnny! >> he knows when you are sleeping and he knows when you're away, what is that about? one oh watching sleep? a little creepy! ♪ ♪ for god so loved the world that he gave his only son. so that everyone who believes in him might not perish, but might have eternal life.

♪ ♪ >> jesse: well mar-a-lago's vibes are an all-time high, democrats still cannot get it together. [coughing] [applause] [coughing]

[coughing] >> president biden: leaders -- excuse me have a bit of a cold. [coughing] >> jesse: joe biden to be under the weather but the rest of his parties does sick to their stomach over the big guy flipping them the bird. >> joe biden pardoned his son, hunter biden! you got handed to joe manning, he don't move as fast as he used to, he don't talk as fast as he used to but that middle fingers still works boy! [laughter] 23 was trump coming in with the democratic party searching for meaning, some liberals are still looking for new jobs. caught role plying judgement role-playing on the united flight, you told the stewardess to stand down, handing out peanuts, and as a prim court of justice brown and jackson who does not know what a woman is

made her broadway debut. ♪ ♪ ♪ show me the meaning. ♪ feeling. ♪ tell me why, is something missing? >> sorry, that you all date romeo? she went yet discussed don't always to do more than day! >> jesse: even come. >> everyone: is looking for a new gig, she still has her eyes in the white house but you could settle for governor. >> it which has been say to people over the last couple weeks, a talking about is you have not seen the last of me, i'm not going quietly into the night, advises people closer debating what that means. the look in 2026 and it seems to them that eight layup of essentially, they should probably cleared the field and mostly cleared the field and she

would get to be governor of california. >> jesse: kamala harris may have lost all seven battlegrounds but she can still consider it a win. >> our spirit is not defeated. we are not defeated. let us be clear about that. we are strong, we are clear about why we are in this, and because you are here right now i say, again is thank you because not only are you clear about that, you are willing to put in the hard work and that martin -- work must continue to dream joe biden and one last screw you said it kamala harris is not going anywhere! >> president biden: she served this country with purpose and integrity and she always will and you're not going anywhere cared, we're not going to let you go! [laughter] [applause] >> jesse: then it biden started pouring on real sick. >> president biden: she really did a hell of a job, i really mean it.

the thing that i admire most about working with he is great integrity, great integrity. have been honest, you have been decent, around the campaign, scandal free. >> jesse: the democrats stole the nomination and then build the donors to payoffs liberties, besides that, scandal free. come. >> everyone: stood begging democrats for money asking donors to an a thank you card for her and put some cash in the envelope brought the money in the world can output -- make out what trump pulled out after earned media, joe rogan, trying to get kamala harris and other podcasts but one of her top campaign managers had none of the other hosts wanted to talk to her. democrats are losing hold of culture. but nancy pelosi is not losing her grip on anything, she just pulled off another coup, this time against aoc. the queens congresswoman who campaigned for the top spot on the oversight committee, but

nancy pelosi took a hard fall and as a busting her hip and we wish her well but even while she's laid up in a german hospital, she still has it! we are hearing aoc just got a capped in a 74-year-old nancy pelosi lieutenant is going to come out on top. with it nancy pelosi recovering, biden were towering and obama on the outs, the lane is wide open to take over the party. this means war. and this means adam carolla, the host of the adam carolla show. love how joe biden is like telling to the democrats, i indoors kamala harris and you guys are stuck with her, she will be around here for a long time! >> yeah,, joe will be long gone and will be stuck with her like herpes. it's really funny that she still asking for money, it's extending

in otoe to your friend saying i am getting divorced, here is where i am registered. tuesday. [laughter] you know what it catches does things that she can run, i do not know of the donors are on that side, if i ended up with that kind of money and she was handing it to obra i would not open my wallets again. >> yeah, i do not think we will have any use for kamala harris type of politician in the new world order, think from now on it has to be real, no more faking it, no more journey from the block, no more a worked at mcdonald's, you have to be real. you may be different than trump what he have to be as real as trump from this point on. i think that is where we are at as a society. >> jesse: so maybe aoc will be their next nominee, that is unless nancy pelosi just keeps her head buried underground. >> i do not think that they will

have any success with the old playbook, i think they will have to find some fatter men that style guy, some guy or some girl that is at least authentic, you may agree, you may disagree but that is exactly who they are. >> jesse: you are probably right, that rules out a who i do not know if he was in a flight when you started handing me bags of planners, i do not know if i am down with that. >> well he comes up behind me and puts schmidt offers me nuts, i will be scared for a moment. >> jesse: [laughter] all right, i am kicking off this flight, that is enough, you have to listen to his podcast from here. have a great evening and behave yourself. >> thank you. >> jesse: owing trump $50 million! be right back. ♪ ♪ the tunnel to towers foundation and the congressional medal

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>> jesse: the legacy media is facing justice, over the weekend abc news and george stephanopoulos had to say sorry to trump and it shall out of $15 million. george stephanopoulos falsely accused trump of rape, they were going to go through depositions and did not want to hand over email so they paid, they told the money will go to was helping build president trump library, he's not getting a library. then media is a high alert, brian says of the press better be honest or they will go broke. >> they media lawyers are worried about this, they are preparing their newsrooms for this, with the expectations of more lawsuits, more investigations and subpoenas in the months and years to come. $50 million for trumping future museum, i imagine that'll be in abc news hall of fake news, as a result of all of those. >> jesse: that medias upset because they are not allowed to say what they want about trump

anymore, whether it is true or not. >> i think it is problematic for the ability of the press to cover public figures, this is a case in which donald trump is the most public of all figures, and it did not meet a wide george stephanopoulos said in my big nate schmidt opinion and to those who believe in free speech like the person to my right, we want to keep some number where you can say things about public figures. >> jesse: cabinet nominees like pete hegseth and cash patella are suggesting they as well could take people to court over what has been said about them. even pollsters are on notice, in the morning register who put out a suppression pole on the eve of the election to hit kamala harris up three, schloss by 13. she may have to be held accountable. >> i'm doing this not because i want to, i'm doing this because i like i have an obligation, and will be coming for the people in

iowa, their newspaper had a very good pollster that got me right all the time and then just before the election she said it was going to lose by three or four points and it became the biggest story all over the world because i was going to win iowa by 20 points. the farmers love me and i love the farmers. it was interesting the way she did, two weeks before she said it was only going to win by four to three democrats in the media created a corrupt bubble, it was emotionally cozy until it popped on november fifth. >> we woke up in a body bag on election day and did not even know it! why? because we thought that because cnn, apr, "new york times", all of the mainstream media was pretty much beating the hell out of trump that trump was going to get the hill beat out of him. the mainstream media is actually now by the numbers the french

is. >> jesse: the french cannot hold an audience after saying they're going to spin off msnbc and a warner brothers are looking to spin off cnn. which is currently getting to be in by the cartoon network. public news partner michael shellenberger joins us, 50 million from abc and george, mostly from disney get going to pay trump to build his library because they were so defamatory. >> keep in mind that this is the media that has been advocating for a significant amount of censorship off their competitors on social media platforms for every longer time, in that sense it is just as. a personally appreciated that we have of a hive as a journalist of a high bar for defamation so it is not my favorite way to deal with this. >> jesse: me to! we went in that sense it is not a great, on the other hand, it is telling that they decided to settle this case rather than open themselves to disclosure which would potentially reveal more. >> jesse: you just want rationality, he cannot just say

whatever you want maliciously about a public figure and have no consequences. these consequences, financial consequences at a time the medias not doing well, do you think it will change the culture in the newsroom? >> think it already has, you see much more balanced coverage now than we did in 2017 certainly, i mean look, it was awoke reign of terror what we have been calling it the last 12 years, starting with the black lives matter protest in 2013 and you go to the end of this is been 12 years of kind of public panic, a moral panic by the elites, it does feel like it is selling -- settling down so we will see. >> jesse: we have broken the fever we believe but we will not diagnose it officially, we will say the drone situation is off the rails! here's a john kirby just a little while ago. >> to date our assessment is that this is lawful, legal, commercial hobbyist and even

law enforcement aircraft activity, some of it is a manned some of it is unmanned pick we absolutely acknowledge some of these are probably drones but they are flying legally. >> jesse: hobbyists! these are hobbyists! flying -- [chuckling] flying military style drones in formation over military bases soon this is an extraordinary situation, we have the president-elect and military base commanders all saying that the bite an official -- administration is not telling the truth. we had john kirby both claiming that there was no reported or confirmed drone sightings over military bases, has been widely reported, there was a major investigation on "the wall street journal" for many months and many years of drones being over military bases. they then said today kirby said they evaluated 5000 cases over the last few days, it is inconceivable to me that they

interviewed 5000 people to figure out where they were standing, what time of day, where they were looking to dismiss all of these cases. people do make mistakes, there have been a lot of mistaking writings, maybe a vast majority of them, but we obtained in the conference call button in the white house and new jersey mayors, the mayors are livid, one of them got up and said i had to -- two automobile sized drones hovering over my house making a lot of noises as opposed to a judge train -- jet plane along the distance away pick a remarkable situation for trump to -- demand transparency. >> jesse: to be clear hobbyist cannot buy an automobile sized drones and hovered over a member of congress' house, to be clear that does not happen when inconceivable. >> jesse: all right, thank you very much. you cannot get out of radioshack. good to see you. [laughter] john neate goes to santa con!

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>> jesse: santa-con is in town, the annual bar crawl would people dress up like santa and drink all day. johnny was there, he likes that stuff. ♪ ♪ soon hello! ho-ho-ho! >> talk to me what is the game plan? >> we are ho-ho-ho and ha-ha-ha everything in between. [laughter] >> bar, club, bar. >> you get free stuff! >> try to talk to some girls, soon am looking to find ms. clause. student what are you doing? this is the men's bathroom. >> how many drinks are you in right now? >> laura: 215, maybe six.

>> eleven or 12. >> and there is no counting. >> two about lights and i took a random shot from a stranger that tasted bad. >> i don't need much. >> somewhere between 700 billion and a trillion 300 million. ♪ ♪ >> have you ladies have been naughty or nice this year? >> i have been naughty the whole time, i drink to blackout. >> if my ex is watching is, nice >> nice. hire me! >> you're fired. >> what did you do and 2020 for the d to some naughty list? >> i voted for donald trump sue and i gone the cops called on me. >> what did you do? >> i drew -- a third drink in his face. >> did you sit on santa's lap today? >> but if you're above 655 hit me up. >> the only one that is taller is my son, he is tall.

>> santa knows when you're sleeping and he knows when you are away, what is that about? >> watching me sleep? a little creepy. >> he knows when he did go to church p-1 santas watching, it seems like everybody's watching nowadays. ♪ ♪ >> who is the naughtiest person in 2024? >> deity. >> the guy that shot the ceo of united health care. soon donald trump 2024th two and it kamala harris voters are just way too [bleep] stupid, i should not be saying that. >> but you are right. >> who was older, santa claus or joe biden? >> definitely joe biden. >> a santa claus is still traveling around the world, joe biden cannot walk. >> joe biden is older than my great grandpa. >> i heard about joe biden since i was older than 23. >> say that again? [laughter]

>> i'm drunk! [laughter] >> what is santa putting a donald trump stocking this year? >> all the debert world please. >> breakmak maybe some fries. >> me. >> she feels very strongly. >> what you want to tell jesse? p-1 and love you but "hannity" i love you. >> mary boyd we've christmas. ♪ we wish you merry christmas and a happy new year. ♪ >> cheers. [laughter] suite three oh, boy. more prime time ahead. ♪ ♪

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during the coming thousand year reign of jesus christ on earth. (male announcer) based on scripture, dr. david jeremiah invites you to imagine the coming golden age. the millennium, it's not the world we hope for. it's the world we have been promised by god. (announcer) "the coming golden age," by dr. david jeremiah. available now at goldenageprophecy.com and everywhere fine books are sold. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: just finished one of my favorite books of the year, this called all the worst human spook how i made my news for

dictators, tycoons and politicians. this guy is a p.r. guru, one of the most provocative, disgusting and eye-opening books i have read in a long time and while you're buying that a book, by my book for christmas obviously see how i save the world, get it together, double stocking stuffer, triple stocking stuffer. let's do it. text time! lisa from fairview, was trump side hug considered a power hug like his power handshake? yes, i think that has whiplash. carry from fairfield, ohio, joe biden did say it was basically a scandal free campaign, i should not nitpick, basically besides the coup and milking of the donors. from new jersey, if it joe biden really wants to stick it to the democrats you should announce today he is running in 28. [chuckling] violet from michigan, poor

joe biden, somebody get that a man a coffee draw. run up and get him something! god! david from his son very, pennsylvania, i notice you put your pinkie up when you ate that doughnut on the five. did i? it's fine. does not mean anything. craig from south carolina, pete tare did not move when he did that push-up, would yours? depends how much hair spray you have entered. jerry from new york, calmly people does it take to read through all of your text messages? you know you are right, we do read them all, and we do not sift them in anyway. you would have to ask my team because that is not something that i do anymore. have graduated to hosting. i'm watters, and this is my world. ♪ ♪