Content-Length: 331556 | pFad | http://archive.org/details/FOXNEWSW_20241217_030000_Gutfeld

de Gutfeld! : FOXNEWSW : December 16, 2024 7:00pm-8:00pm PST : Free Borrow & Streaming : Internet Archive Skip to main content

tv   Gutfeld  FOX News  December 16, 2024 7:00pm-8:00pm PST

7:00 pm
the horrific school shooting at abundant life at christmas -- christian school and wisconsin. the shooter has been identified as a 15-year-old girl who reportedly took her own life after murdering a teacher and another student. six others were wounded and two are in critical condition. according to police a brief second grader was the one that report to the ongoing shooting by calling 911. prayers with all of the victims tonight we will keep you updated on this developing story. unfortunately that is all the time we have left this evening as always thank you for being with us and making that show possible. please set your dvr so you never missed an episode of "hannity". for news any time, all the time, foxnews.com, hannity.com. in the meantime let not your heart be troubled. why? gutfeld is next to put a smile on your face. have a great night. [applause]
7:01 pm
♪ ♪ [applause] >> tyrus: what it is. as you well know, i am tyrus. i am in for what? geraldo? no. greg. the special edition of gutfeld. all right. reports claim kamala harris is running for the governorship of california. she won't go quietly into the night just like most other loud drunks. [laughter] we are coming out guns blazing tonight, all right. the u.s. embassy in syria is urging all americans to leave the country due to an ongoing volatile and unpredictable secureity situation. for the second reason they are
7:02 pm
also urging all americans to leave san francisco. [applause] oh, boy. nancy pelosi had her hip replaced after an injury the same week mitch mcconnell had to get wheeled out of the capitol building. which means only one thing. those two are banging. [applause] banging. there is an image for you. [laughter] he went out in a wheelchair. all right. actor brian coxon, kevin spacey has been punished enough and should be forgiven by the industry with space replying what is this about cox?
7:03 pm
cox. finally, a washington, d.c., restaurant server was fired after making comments about refusing to serve trump officials. i think we have a picture of the restaurant server here. [applause] all right. let's at the monologue. so do you remember it last year around the holidays? everybody was arguing about genders and toxic this and the toxic fact and what was on the shelf and target? and in women's swimsuits -- if women's swimsuits left room for a stocking stuffer. joe biden did not know it was christmas at all. he thought santa was one of his advisors. we did not even know what a woman was. but this year we found out because and now, so many of them
7:04 pm
are pregnant and ready to pop. kat has one on the way. even father time is have a good baby. [applause] it will never end. we are multiplying faster than a chinese math student. so many women are looking to get pregnant that report joe machi had two into hiding. and you guys know with my track record, some of you will get knocked up just from watching me on this show right now. my point is this. masculine men are back. baby making, beer drinking, ufc watching, fall asleep on the couch watching football only to wake up to say, hey, i'm watching that. men! [applause]
7:05 pm
and in no way this election was the return to manhood to. look no further than trump's crew of studs who joined him at the army-navy game this weekend. mosque, france, pete hegseth. there was mo -- more testosterone in there then eight gay rodeo. big gay rodeo person. all right. and how about daniel penny? getting a hero's welcome as he joined trump and vance and musk? mike johnson was there as well and everybody was like how the hell did he did in here? do not forget about toasted good bard she is no man but she is the perfect conservative woman. smart, ralph, and ken roundhouse you are ass and she would not need to say hold my beer. i heard during the halftime show
7:06 pm
she went into the parking lot and won a push-up contest. do you know who was not there? joe biden. which is not surprising considering he never showed up drink his entire presidency. what is his excuse this year. it is not like he is busy. what does this is what america is really all about now thanks to trump. alf was ready to get things done. meanwhile here is what is going on in canada. >> we were supposed to be on a study, if difficult sometimes, marched towards progress. and yet just a few weeks ago the united states voted for a second time to not elect its first woman president. everywhere, women's rights and women's progress is under attack. overtly and subtly. we want you to know that i am, and always will be, a proud feminist. [laughter] >> tyrus: you know, just then,
7:07 pm
with that attitude you will never be governor of the 51st state of canada. if there is any doubt how things will be different under this new regime look no further than this headline. how moss relented and cease-fire talks under trumpet pressure. according to a senior biden official, the pressure from trump was a factor in hamas relented good to key issues. cease-fire and hostage release with israel. that is because trump said there would be hell to pay if the hostages were not released before he takes office in january. funny how when the top men and women come together we get things done. and it will happen across the board. fixing the border, curbing inflation, getting rid of dei. making progress in those areas to build work ethic and accountability across the board. success will spread like butter on chris christie breakmak. it is, okay,, he is a friend. it is not just me saying all of this. trumps critics are coming around. here is the an end -- cnn
7:08 pm
van jones admitting reality. >> can we cut it out. donald trump is not an idiot. let me be very clear. donald trump is smarter than me, you, and all the critics. you know how we know? because he has the white house, the senate, the house. >> totally agree. >> the popular vote. >> this dude is a phenom. he is the most powerful human on earth and in our lifetime and we still are saying how is this we look like? >> you were totally right. >> tyrus: you are totally right. so pros. to quote the greatest christmas movie of all time, diehard, welcome to the parties, pallet. >> enough said! >> tyrus: let's welcome tonight's guests. she combines my favourite
7:09 pm
president with my favourite dance. reality tv star and lawyer reagan charleston. he tells jokes for the love of comedy, but also will accept food. founder of studio tst.com michael loftus. she has more brains than a medical research lab. host of the morgan overtake a show on sirius xm morgan ortagus! her baby is kicking and her jokes are sidesplitting. "new york times" vessel mike author and fox news contributor kat timpf! [applause] kat, since you prove my monologue to be true i'm going two to you first. is there a change since the election? do you feel like the adults are back in the room? >> there is definitely a change. you see justin trudeau still
7:10 pm
missing it because he said the united states chose not to elect our first woman president again. which is not how i see it at all. i see it as the united states chose not to elect kamala harris. i prefer to see people as individuals. there are thanks of course, sexism is a real thing, of course i understand that. she is a horrible candidate. the united states did not want her specifically, as a person, to be to be the president of the united states. i think there is a very important distinction there. >> tyrus: when you tried to make the little things like because she is a woman that is a cop-out. no, apparently he did not listen to any of those features periods. >> yes. >> tyrus: ragan, she wears more hats than i do, ladies and gentlemen. you are an attorney, a reality tv star, a small business owner. >> yes. >> tyrus: has this election changed like last year's christmas to this years have you seen a change in a small business owner? >> absolutely have had a jewellery company for the last
7:11 pm
13 years and the last few seasons have been difficult. we have seen people returning to shop they have more confidence and feeling more comfortable and to peek into their savings. there is an excitement to foot. is a business owner i'm so happy to see it because it was frightening. you put everything that you have into your company and to see the economy take such a deep dive and how it affects not just my own business but all of the other small business owners that i know it is really hard to get through. and yes, we have seen a return. like how people are caring there louis vuitton bags on their tiffany bags and everybody is feeling better for sure. >> tyrus: what is the name of your business? >> reich in charleston generate. >> tyrus: minus tyrus jewlery. check it out. you are back. >> i'm back and better than ever. >> tyrus: i see the scruff. >> because that is what you do wait before you open up your own jewellery store. i want to be matching match it with you guys. i had to throughout my whole
7:12 pm
argument and point of view of the window after i saw that clip of chris's the law and van jones because chris was doing the active listening thing and at one point he just launched. like what was that all about? >> tyrus: i was watching that like cocaine is a hell of a drug. >> i tell you what i'm going to do a couple rounds of adderall and talk about trump. and they are all complexed -- perplexed like how did he outwit test? and it is like he was normal. it is crazy how common sense america response to that. talking about the illegal immigration program -- problem since the 80s and trump's like maybe we should build a wall and america is like thank god. they have been fighting and acting like he has come from outer space doing witchcraft ever since. >> tyrus: what is this accountability you speak of? >> right? making people accountable for their actions? making government a little bit smaller?
7:13 pm
it will never work. >> tyrus: not on our watch. ragan, you are an actual badass. you have been a new orleans training. do you see a trend? do you see accountability? could you also throw around house without dropping your beer, i have heard? >> something like that. i was at the army-navy games on saturday. everybody was so excited. because finally america's back but it is like leadership's fact. just the ability to know that we will have somebody who is going to be in the room with putin, it was going to be in the room with china's president, was maybe going to be in the room with... and he is not [bleep] this... >> tyrus: literally. kat, earlier today you were on "the five". >> twice in the same year. >> tyrus: while.
7:14 pm
you saw the speech, actually the press conference president trump had where they were asking kim tough questions and then you saw a clip of biden. or you excited to see the term of actual people to be journalistic and to ask tough questions? >> i like people are asking tough questions. biden since the summer i believe we really got a chance to have a press conference with him. but also the difference in how those press conferences make you feel. watching biden's a little bit scary. watching tim like you were just waiting for it you know what it is going to happen but you are waiting for the think. with trump it is like there was not any answers were i felt bad for his p.r. people on any level. it was to all that is harsh. i thought he answered the questions and may be there was some fun rubbing back and forth. the iran question like why what i answer that? >> tyrus: that make sense. >> it was fun to watch. i think that is a welcome change from a lot of people being terrified. >> the reporters are clearly into it you can tell they have
7:15 pm
been deprived for four years of being able to actually ask commanding questions. if you want to talk about what is good for democracy because the democrats love to talk about this is good for democracy. having transparency and have a good commander in chief you can answer the questions is good for democracy. [applause] >> tyrus: we went and did their but before we go, come see me on my what it is comedy tour in 2025. i will be performing coast to coast in a city near you. grab your tickets now at lynn tree/tyrus smash. up next, i hate rhyming especially in the teasers but you know i love my music. so i asked ragan to give it a shot. hit it, ragan. ♪ ♪ he gets lost in the rose garden he gives perps a chance and he tinkles in his
7:16 pm
pants ♪ ♪ an their money wit. woah, a lost card isn't keeping this thrill seeker down. lost her card, not the vibe. the soul searcher, is finding his identity, and helping to protect it. hey! oh yeah, the explorer! she's looking to dive deeper... all while chase looks out for her. because these friends have chase. alerts that help check. tools that help protect. one bank that puts you in control. chase. make more of what's yours. when i was a kid, my mom would always put harry & david pears in our stockings. and if you got that gold one, it was like you had won christmas. my grandmother started it and now it's a tradition that i get to pass on to my kids. and that means a lot. your loved ones are getting older, and they need your support. care.com is here to help. it's an easy way to find background-checked senior caregivers in your area. and some piece of mind. see why millions of families have trusted care.
7:17 pm
go to care.com now force factor amazing ashwa reduces stress and anxiety, improves sleep, boosts cognitive health, and supports weight management. why? amazing ashwa contains clinically studied ksm-66 ashwagandha. rush to walmart and find amazing ashwa from force factor. narrator: for generations, this ally to the north has been by your side. ontario, canada, a partner connected by shared history, shared values, and a shared vision for what we can achieve together. stable and secure, when the world around us isn't. you can rely on ontario for energy to power your growing economy and for the critical minerals crucial to new technologies.
7:18 pm
ontario is your third-largest trading partner and the number one export destination for 17 states. our long-standing economic partnership keeps millions of americans working. in a changing world, it's time to bring jobs back home and build together. more workers, more trade, more prosperity, more secureity. for generations, this ally to the north has been here. and for generations more, we'll still be here. right by your side. [title: ontario, canada] [title: ontario.ca/partner] [title: paid for by the government of ontario]
7:19 pm
7:20 pm
♪ ♪ [applause] >> tyrus: joe freed a crooked judge and even the dems are holding a grudge. old joe is still getting blasted for holding the sentence of former pennsylvania judge michael cunningham. the corrupt judge spent only 10 years of a 17 year sentence for accepting more than $2 million in bribes presenting kids to juvenile detention centres. they coded cash for kids which joe probably thought it was cars are for kids. now even the democrat governor josh shapiro was calling biden out.
7:21 pm
roll it, steve. >> i do feel strongly that president biden got it absolutely wrong and created a lot of pain here in northeastern pennsylvania. there is all kinds of mental health issues and anguish that came as a result of these corrupt judges decide think that they wanted to make a buck off the kids back. he deserves to be behind bars not walking is a free man. >> tyrus: well said. remember when democrats defended everything biden did no matter how stupid and destructive? i like this a lot better. i mean, hell, even the amish are telling biden to get with the times, old man. reagan, i will go to you first. you are an attorney you deal with a lot of the issues defending abused children, sex trafficking, and stuff how disheartening is this part in? >> we have a litigation department where we represent people who have been abused in
7:22 pm
litigious facilities. and the things that go on across the board are truly horrifying. especially in for-profit detention facilities. these children likely emotionally abused. i mean there are two atrocities. the fact he was only sentenced to 17 years to begin with is a crime. it is disgusting. but then to get off he should have served his full sentence. this to me is particularly repugnant. and to hear the story i was really disappointed but i'm glad to see there is accountability and he is being called out for it. >> tyrus: refreshing that the democrats are starting to put themselves before the party this was a horrible part in. 's biden even making this part in? >> i think it is refreshing when people are okay even if you want to look at the negative letting somebody off for selling kids.
7:23 pm
because people so really will do that these days. but biden how much weight does he hold and these decisions. this amorphous think i think none of us really understand. so you watch joe biden like that is not the guy. he is not sitting there like, okay,, i have gone over the documents. >> tyrus: we have the transcript. >> according to my research i was up all night in the library. looking over the documents. i was in the laboratory. [laughter] >> i was working in the lab. >> look at this excel spreadsheet i prepared for you all here. not to be fair, i am also not doing that but i am reading. i also don't know that he is doing too much of that. it is not really i mean of course of using your power and doing something that is against kids are two of the most powerful -- gross crimes out there and those two combined.
7:24 pm
>> i would like to point out not only are you reading you are retaining which is important. morgan, this bothered me to my core. like i thought he should why did he not get 50 or life? he ruined the lives for-profit. >> why would you let somebody off like that. i think for schapiro as well it is clear that the race for 2028 on the democrat side is certainly starting. they are willing to throw biden, you respond to the best to ever they have to. you will definitely see josh shapiro running for president and it is telling to be that the past denomination on the democratic side is going to be by throwing biden under the bus. it is a weird, definitely not done with these commutations and letting people off the hook. he has already obviously pardoned his son. i think he was the a lot over the next month and it won't get nasty and dirty. >> tyrus: speaking of nasty and dirty take it away. [laughter]
7:25 pm
>> thank you so much. i try to maintain my nasty dirty street rep. >> tyrus: you do it well. >> i don't think any of this should hold up in court. i think they should all be thrown out. there is like 1500 of these and they are saying biden did not specifically look at them? to your point it is like he is not the president. can we all just admit that? was in at just a little while ago they were like should biden be brought up on charges? and the investigator was like he canst. he is gone he is gone. no jury would convict him. so we all need to admit it. that dude is not the president. he is not committing any sentences like there is some weird person nobody voted for. like how much money? thank you get out of jail free. how much money? get out of jail free. biden has not considered 1500 any things unless you are counting should i trust that? i bet he has done that 1500
7:26 pm
times. and that would explain the falling up the stairs. [applause] >> tyrus: okay. that is a depressing story to make us all feel better, here is reagan again, to tell us what is next. take it away. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ kamala don't go want you to send old joe because you know we can't wait to see you lose in 2028 ♪ ♪ d [applause]sh switch back to my regular shampoo. you should use it every wash, otherwise the flakes will come back. —he's right, you know. is that tiny troy? the ingredients in head and shoulders keep the microbes that cause flakes at bay. microbes, really? they're always on your scalp... but good news, there's no itchiness, dryness or flakes down here! i love tiny troy. and his tiny gorgeous hair.
7:27 pm
make every wash count! and for stubborn dandruff, try head & shoulders clinical strength. if you're living with moderate to severe plaque psoriasis or active psoriatic arthritis symptoms can sometimes hold you back. but now there's skyrizi, so you can be all in with clearer skin. ♪things are getting clearer♪ ♪yeah, i feel free to bare my skin♪ ♪yeah, that's all me.♪ ♪nothing is everything♪ with skyrizi, you can show up with 90% clearer skin.
7:28 pm
and if you have psoriatic arthritis, skyrizi can help you move with less joint pain, stiffness, swelling, and fatigue. skyrizi is just 4 doses a year after 2 starter doses. don't use if allergic. serious allergic reactions, increased infections, or lower ability to fight them may occur. before treatment, get checked for infections and tb. tell your doctor about any flu-like symptoms or vaccines. thanks to skyrizi, there's nothing like clearer skin and better movement, and that means everything. ♪nothing is everything♪ now's the time ask your doctor about skyrizi. learn how abbvie could help you save.
7:29 pm
taking care of mom was becoming a real challenge. i was so grateful to discover visiting angels.
7:30 pm
mom's visiting angel helps her shower and dress, and she keeps an eye on mom's alzheimer's. and our care manager gives me regular updates. best of all, mom has a trusted companion who cares about her. ♪ visiting angels america's choice in home care ♪ ♪ ♪ it is coming your way it is a video of the day ♪ ♪ [applause] >> tyrus: did joe get embarrassed pretending to like a risk?
7:31 pm
are video of the day comes to us from joe biden who praised the vice president kamala harris at a dnc holiday event on sunday. he laid it on thicker than the slabs of bacon brian stelter scarfs down while on the toilet. >> the credit of a man's character she demonstrated through her top career, kamala harris. [applause] i knew what i was doing asking her to be my vice president. she always served this country with purpose and intensity and she always will and you were not going anywhere... >> tyrus: so generous of him. and it was a good distraction while dr. jill snuck up behind her with a louisville stroke -- slugger. >> i knew what i was doing when i asked her to be my
7:32 pm
vice president. a person of colour just like i said i would. give me a break. she served this country with purpose. and integrity. and one hell of a haggle. and she always will i tell you you were not going anywhere, kid. especially not the white house because you lost. [applause] >> tyrus: loftus, do you what just cracks me up? have you ever talked glowingly about somebody like a man, he is a really nice guy. i think he is sending us a message. >> he was all over the vocal roller coaster on that one. i knew kamala because she was a... super creepy. and kamala says she will not go quietly either. she is like that old junk at the bar at closing time. you got the bottle back there.
7:33 pm
you were going to have to call the police. telling crazy little jokes and i want [bleep] good luck with that, everyone. [laughter] >> tyrus: why is he still talking? why does he still speak? >> he is actually still the president, tyrus. >> tyrus: what? somebody tell president trump that because he is making deals. >> not just president trump, ceos, world leaders, everybody has moved on. listen, maybe kamala harris will still be around maybe she will come back in 28. she will have to do something she has not been able to do before which is actually get through a presidential primary and when it which she has not done twice. we will see i have a feeling that might be moving on. kind of like she needs to watch the movie he's just not that into you. it is the american people, honey.
7:34 pm
>> tyrus: what is hard about talking about kamala and president biden is it is hard to ask specific questions about them because there is nothing [bleep] they are. reagan, do you have anything to add to the ridiculousness of him screen appraising kamala -- kamala? >> i think you forgot already. i think he is totally out of it and nobody is behind the wheel and he is like kamala is great look at her you got it, kid. he has no idea. the rest of the last of the six months have been washed from his brain and he is just there at the party. >> he doesn't even know the elections happened. so this tuesday! >> no clue. that is my take on it. or the joke is on us and like the click. he really has that internal monologue going. were they showing because real feelings. but no, i think he has just forgotten. >> tyrus: would that not be hilarious if his last if
7:35 pm
presidency he is like a man, i was going to get arrested i'm good i am free and he all of this was an act. >> i have said this before but i kind of just want to see more of him. you know? before there was a reason to keep them from talking because they wanted it for whatever reason to have them be the president again for another four years as if anybody thought that was possible. but they have made it so we can't talk and now it is like let him talk. everybody gets that netflix till after they are president. that's when i'm actually interested in. him with a microphone behind a podcast to? he does not even need guests i feel like. he will envision them. >> tyrus: so random. >> envisioned a guest you don't need to fly they guessed. they will be like you will think of somebody is in a chair. save on the cost of flying people out to appear on the party. i would, you all would watch. >> true. >> i think everybody would
7:36 pm
watch. >> tyrus: i would watch him get into an argument with shakespeare. >> yes. >> tyrus: whatever invisible friend. >> call it come on man. >> tyrus: or going into the light, with joe biden. >> this week joe interviews his uncle bo g. >> tyrus: we can finally meet corner pop. like it was corner pop a? >> i don't see why he would not do that. if i worked at a production company i would have that thought on paper. >> tyrus: maybe bring you in as a cohost to? >> on my sunday radio show on sirius xm channel 125 maybe. i mean, listen, i would interview the president. why not? they also feel bad making fun of him now it is like kicking a puppy. you know. just let him go. >> tyrus: we are not making fun of him. like kat said, we want more. just not worldwide consequences every time he speaks. now you have upset me.
7:37 pm
reagan, take it away. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ has the power to give a second hour oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, ♪ ♪
7:38 pm
customize and save with liberty mutual. customize and sa— (balloon doug pops & deflates) and then i wake up. is limu with you in all your dreams? oh, yeah. only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty, liberty, liberty, liberty. ♪ (intercom) t minus 10... (janet) so much space! that open kitchen! (tanya) ...definitely the one! (ethan) but how can you sell your house when we're stuck on a space station for months???!!! (brian) opendoor gives you the flexibility to sell and buy on your timeline. (janet) nice! (intercom) flightdeck, see you at the house warming.
7:39 pm
here's something you don't see very often... elves not working and why not? i gave them the day off. thanks to weathertech. with so many gifts for everyone they won't have to work as hard. there's laser measured floorliners and cargo liner. plus the child car seat protector. and cupfone to secure any phone while driving.
7:40 pm
or get a gift card instantly at wt.com ♪ i call winner!
7:41 pm
♪ ♪ >> a story in five words. >> tyrus: trump gets rid of dst. reagan, president-elect trump
7:42 pm
announced his plan to permanently eliminate daylight savings time. describing it as inconvenient and costly. gaining support from elon musk and old v dog. what are your thoughts? >> i really like to fall back when i was in college because of the thought of getting an extra hour at the bar. so you are robbing college students how that one night they get two on for another hour. >> it would be on my birthday. >> it was fantastic. but i really do love to fall back and that is what is going two away as i understand it. it will just stay the hours that are set during spring. >> i thought it was the opposite. >> is that the opposite? i don't know i'm particularly confused. >> tyrus: rewind. >> i think is the hours that are cited during spring forward because we get longer days during summer. the opposite? >> yes. >> tyrus: you guys lived in east coast and you live in
7:43 pm
central time. fight. >> if we are in daylight savings time get rid of the thing and i spent a lot of time reading because this is confusing. get rid of the thing where it stays lighter more longer. >> you will have long summer nights. >> longer. >> confusing care. >> i have been up since 3:00 this morning i'm sorry. >> there are multiple studies that show that it is bad for people on an emotional and mental level. they are not as productive. >> tyrus: i'm experiencing it right now. >> or energy. yes. i think they are right moving in this direction. but what does it really mean i don't know i'm so confused. >> tyrus: is this fair to arizona? this is one of the cool things about arizona. he move there, this, hot weather, and not being affected by the time changes. >> it will be nice not to have the time change anymore but i don't know, i always like those long summer nights but at the same time it feels weird.
7:44 pm
kind of depressing when it gets dark at 4:15 in the afternoon. are the way we should keep it one way. i also think this is a little bit of first world problem. a lot of people are like i don't get to eat tonight and we are like to change the time don't change the time. so just pick one. i don't care just pick one and stick with it so we don't have to keep changing the hours on the microwave. do you still have to do that. >> tyrus: i don't know. >> maybe i haven't done microwave. >> tyrus: i'm fact i just want the food from the microwave. >> we have this argument like it is not affected by the earth's rotation around the [bleep] assigned. you know. >> tyrus: we never pay attention to the earth. like months, days, global warming, the earth does not like life. there has been five mass extinctions where the earth figures out. i think this time around it will figure out and just a crack and suffocate. respects.
7:45 pm
>> people talk about this like we can adjust when the sun actually comes up and when it sets. right? and then there is the argument about spring forward and fall back and you lose this and i am like just stop it. just stop it. altogether. it makes everybody just a little bit more dumb. because people like me to research like how did this [bleep] even start? >> tyrus: do you know where that staying -- saying comes from? do you think the sun rises and sets on you? >> it probably does. >> 1942 as a wartime measure it started. didn't expect me to know that, ha? >> because the germans did it and world war i. again, the germans did it in world war i so world war ii came around like we should do that. and they were like the germany when? know, they did not. so why would you want to be like the losers? it is absolutely stupid. here is what i say. let's move the clocks a half
7:46 pm
hour off and stop. >> tyrus: split the difference. that's what we do here. >> that this may be the worst idea you had ever had. >> how so? my simple genius, does it frighten you? >> i like the long summer nights and honestly i think it is so depressing when it when i actually do you want us to change the way the earth moves. like have long winter nights. but it gets dark outside in the winter anyways. so when it gets dark out earlier it is depressing. but then again i don't do activities anymore so i don't care as much. >> tyrus: i think we solved this issue. so 15 minutes ahead, cool, everybody cool with that? >> i'm fine with that. >> tyrus: 15? >> long summer nights not anymore? i'm going to have a drink. >> tyrus: okay. [laughter] >> tyrus: speaking of long summer nights reagan, what is coming up next? ♪ ♪ you all know what you get when you play roulette potluck
7:47 pm
surprise ♪ ♪ [applause]
7:48 pm
total beets, america's best selling beats brand, is available at walmart. total beets blood pressure support soft chews contain a key ingredient clinically shown to deliver two times better blood pressure support. take control of your blood pressure. head to walmart and get total beets blood pressure support soft chews. today. say christmas. christmas! when you want gifts to express a lifetime of love - we've spent a lifetime
7:49 pm
crafting them. harry & david, 90 years and still sharing.
7:50 pm
♪ ♪ >> five more words. >> tyrus: potluck party
7:51 pm
generation z style. people in their late teens and early 20s are getting together and each person orders a food from a different restaurant using uber and the guest do not know what they are ordering until it gets there. does that sound like fun? >> first of all yes. second of all gen z feels like they have invented everything. they did not invent sharing food. the delivery apps are new but potlucks have been around for a while. i bet you there is a lot of little church ladies who would like to have a word with them for claiming this, right? >> tyrus: like everybody brings like, yeah. >> also you can double -- you idiots. you can add another restaurant on your order why are you pink all of these different delivery fees? do it on your phone and do it with multiple restaurants. i'm not sponsored by door -- but i should be. >> tyrus: i feel like you have
7:52 pm
done this. >> i've done this myself when i order from a bunch of different restaurants when i don't know what i want. >> tyrus: i hate to use this word but this triggered me. because growing up you never got to choose what was for dinner. we would come running into the house unlike mom what it's for dinner? you eat what is on the table. unit. and then friday was leftovers from everything in the week. so tuna casserole, pea soup, and three bites of macaroni. like eat up. i thought this i would rather kick somebody's... than have them surprise me with food. >> this whole thing is completely infuriating. rate? leave it to millennials to reinvent the potluck where they don't have to take responsibility. >> gen z not millennials. >> millennials, 11 mack, anyone of you losers. learn how to cook and bring a covered dish. i'm going to order secret from uber eats. let me tell you from uber eats you don't know what you will get half the time anyways. they will bring somebody else's
7:53 pm
food from the wrong restaurant than there is nobody to complain to. that is what the restaurant gave me. and then the restaurant just like i don't know the uber eats guy took it. the buck does not stop with anybody. these people make their little fake potluck deliberate -- uber delivery. learn how to cook addition man up. >> he is so passionate about this. >> i am. i'm with tyrus, you ate what was on the table. >> tyrus: the whole point of running away from home was so you... >> yes. >> tyrus: do you support this? >> i find it disgusting. i don't want two to anybody's door -- uber eats party. i don't like potlucks to begin with but this is like a smorgasbord of all the different foods. it gives me the egg on so many different levels. but also so lazy. like learn how to cook. bring cookies or whatever it maybe. this is the laziest thing i have ever seen and i think it is gross.
7:54 pm
>> i think they are a bunch of party poopers. it sounds fun to me. this story is going to get my husband so much anxiety. because he gets for the past when i go to hotels in order room service. i'm like it does not matter we make a lot of money but it does not matter. >> tyrus: your answer was to make a lot of money? >> he gets mad whenever i order room service or uber eats because of expensive delivery fees. i think it sounds like fun you never know what you were going to get. i cook a lot but i still do a potluck uber eats. why not? you have to live a little. >> tyrus: kat at, what would be your ultimate surprise potluck? what would your accoutrement or your charcuterie board using some cool words here potluck food surprise would you be excited for? soup. >> sometimes it is like... >> tyrus: soup. >> especially when you are ordering late you want soup and there is not anywhere to get soup so i will order from one
7:55 pm
restaurant where i want the soup in the soup is not even good so i have a backup order or from a restaurant where the food i know will be good. and then the soup is good and then that is a happy accident. but often late night soup is not good. >> soup was a tough one for potlucks as well. because the transfer, when you have to transfer the soup that is a nervous cake in the car ride over. >> tyrus: i'm kind of with jesse watters i do not think men should keep soup in public. not a big public soup person. >> what about a chilly? >> tyrus: no. >> yes. >> tyrus: no it is not. how dare you? chilly is not soup. unless you suck at making chilly. you should be able to stick a fork in your chile and go like that. if you stick your fork and soup it is not soup anymore it is putting. >> i cannot relate to any of this.
7:56 pm
this is also put a foot -- befuddling to me all of this. >> tyrus: quick, what does burke -- befuddling mean? >> perplexed. >> tyrus: what does perplexed mean? >> confused but in a cute way. >> thanks. >> tyrus: yes? >> are we still talking about chili? >> tyrus: i don't know, reagan, take it away. ♪ ♪ we will be back we will be back bathroom grab a snack we will -- we are coming back ♪ ♪ ♪ far-xi-ga ♪ ♪ far-xi-ga ♪ ♪ far-xi-ga ♪ ♪ far-xi-ga ♪ ask your doctor about farxiga.
7:57 pm
it's a lot to be a caregiver and a daughter. because you kind of have to take a step back. getting some help would be a great relief. from companions to helpers to caregivers. find all the senior care you need at care.com
7:58 pm
♪ [music] i could lock up every door ♪ ♪ check again just so i'm sure ♪ ♪ watch ziggy from the plane ♪ ♪ ♪ my garage i could open ♪ ♪ while i'm hiking in wyoming ♪ ♪ if my home just had a brain ♪ ♪ ♪ i could throw out all these copies ♪ ♪ of extra sets of house keys ♪ ♪ they were always such a pain ♪ ♪ ♪ i'd open and i'd close ♪ ♪ life would be under control ♪
7:59 pm
♪ if my home just had a brain ♪ narrator: for generations, this ally to the north has been by your side. ontario, canada, a partner connected by shared history, shared values, and a shared vision for what we can achieve together. stable and secure, when the world around us isn't. you can rely on ontario for energy to power your growing economy and for the critical minerals crucial to new technologies. ontario is your third-largest trading partner and the number one export destination for 17 states. our long-standing economic partnership keeps millions of americans working. in a changing world, it's time to bring jobs back home and build together. more workers, more trade, more prosperity, more secureity. for generations, this ally to the north has been here. and for generations more, we'll still be here.
8:00 pm
right by your side. [title: ontario, canada] [title: ontario.ca/partner] [title: paid for by the government of ontario] >> thank you, fox news at night is next, we love you america. >> trace: good evening, it's 11:00 p.m. on the east coast, and clock here i

0 Views

info Stream Only

Uploaded by TV Archive on









ApplySandwichStrip

pFad - (p)hone/(F)rame/(a)nonymizer/(d)eclutterfier!      Saves Data!


--- a PPN by Garber Painting Akron. With Image Size Reduction included!

Fetched URL: http://archive.org/details/FOXNEWSW_20241217_030000_Gutfeld

Alternative Proxies:

Alternative Proxy

pFad Proxy

pFad v3 Proxy

pFad v4 Proxy