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>> happy tuesday everyone. i am tom shillue in for greg gutfeld. let's kick things off with some jokes. rosie o'donnell took to tiktok to say f you, time magazine for naming trump as man of the year, adding that award belonged to me. >> yeah. >> vending machines that dispense ammunition are coming to u.s. grocery stores. as a result, cashiers are planning to loosen up the eight items or less rule in the express line. that's a good one. in a new study, rats are learning to drive miniature cars, and they seem to enjoy it. rats, of course, are a lot like uber drivers, only they have better hygiene. >> that's. a new york thing,
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right? yesterday, a magnitude 2.8 earthquake shook the los angeles area. the tremors were so powerful, some shoppers at target actually dropped the merchandise they were stealing. >> a dj stabbed by a dancer at a vegan strip club said it felt like he was being attacked by a 500 pound man, but investigators say he's just really weak from being a vegan. >> all right. now to the monologue. trump's press conference yesterday gave some insight into what his second term is going to look like. and it seems to be cause for celebration. it was a freewheeling presser without any notes or a teleprompter, and he didn't have any approved lists of reporters or pre-written questions. you can tell because he, of course, got a lot of questions like this. >> are you entertaining the idea of preemptive strikes against iran's nuclear facilities, against iran's nuclear facilities? >> i'll tell you that. i mean, would you i mean, it's a
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wonderful question, but how can i am i going to do preemptive strikes? why would i say that? can you imagine if i said yes or no? you'd say that was strange that he answered that way. am i going to do preemptive strikes on iran? is that a serious question? how could i answer a question like that? >> yeah. how could he answer a question like that? that would ruin the surprise. like me saying that in the sixth sense, bruce willis is dead the whole time, which i would never do. trump also demonstrated the art of the deal with the diminutive ceo of softbank, who just pledged $100 billion investment in the united states. now, what do you think trump said to that? that sounds good enough. not quite. >> would you make it $200 billion? i said he could actually, believe it or not, he can actually afford to do that. would you do that? >> well, my promise is 100. but, you know, he's not asking
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to do more. >> i will i will try to make it happen. that's good. >> all right, 200. >> he'll make it 200 billion investment. he is a great negotiator. >> he is. trump drives a hard bargain with japan than godzilla. and trump wasn't happy with the news that the biden administration is auctioning off pieces of his border wall for pennies on the dollar. but is it very powerful steel? is it very hard steel? >> it's a very powerful steel. it's very hard steel. it's a special type of steel, but very, very hard to cut inside the steel. and then we put a anti-climb plate on the top. you saw that? and i didn't like the look of it. but then when i watched, we had people testing, we had mountain climbers actually testing, and they were not able to get over the anti-climb plate. so i said, all right, i guess we're going to put it on that plate on top,
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which i, i never loved the look of it, but it works so unbelievably well. you have to do it. >> yes you do. by the way, judge jeanine purchased some of that wall just to keep greg from her stash of activia. okay, so we got two of trump's favorite subjects economic growth and securing the border. but will he take a look at tiktok? >> we'll take a look at tiktok. you know, i have a warm spot in my heart for tiktok because i won youth by 34 points. and there are those that say that tiktok has something to do with that. now. joe rogan did, and some of the other people that were recommended by my son barron, whoever he knew, names, i said, who is that? tell me, who's that? dad, you got to be kidding. i can't believe you don't know. and i did those interviews, and it was actually sort of cute. >> it was cute, actually. and was it barron who introduced his dad to that tiny little man
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he'd never heard of? the media has been fear mongering about trump's plans for rfk jr, saying he wants to, quote, bring back polio, which is basically this year's. he's telling us to drink bleach, but does he think you're going to find that bobby is a very rational guy? >> i think you're going to find that bobby is much he's a very rational guy. i found him to be very rational. no, nothing. you're not going to lose the polio vaccine. that's not going to happen. >> and how about those mysterious drones popping up all over new jersey and other states up and down the east coast? does our military know where they took off from? >> our military knows where they took off from. if it's a garage, they can go right into that garage. they know where it came from and where it went. and for some reason, they don't want to comment. and for some reason, they want to keep people in suspense. >> yeah. i don't want the
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military in my garage unless they look like pete hegseth. yeah, but. but all in all, it was an hour long tour de force, and now trump seems to be clearing a path to actually govern. so we don't want to get ahead of ourselves. but do we finally have a reason to be optimistic about making america great again? i hope so. i hope so, because then i can put my soloflex back in my bomb shelter. period. yeah. >> let's welcome tonight's guests. >> his shows are the perfect gift for people that can't afford coal. writer and comedian joe devito. he grew a beard so bouncers would stop asking for his id. host of the guy benson show. guy benson. she's deductive and reproductive. new york times
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bestselling author and fox news contributor kat timpf. and he'll refute your fables and slam you through a table. new york times bestselling author, comedian and former nwa world champion tyron. all right, guy, thanks for coming. >> thanks for having me. although i love you, tom. i'm a little sad that greg isn't here. yeah, because i wanted to compliment him and congratulate him. not on the birth of his child. although i would do that as well. i'm not a monster. but before he left on leave, he made a very funny joke. and you just made one about pete hegseth as well? it was about the whole confirmation process and the controversy. and greg put up like a montage of images of pete. yeah. and then came back and said, i think i just turned gay, which, you know, i give him grief and back and forth, but that is genuinely funny. yeah. >> is that is that the way it happens? >> guy just turned. yeah.
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that's good. here's the thing about the press conference yesterday i was watching it. i was on the outnumbered couch here waiting to go on the air. we're like, all right, are we going to have a show or not? is he going to go two hours? he went over an hour. and i don't know if you felt the same way. there were times where i had to remind myself that he is not president yet, right? yeah, right. it kind of feels like he is the president. people say it's like he's acting presiden, and you can see it actually seeping into the mentality, even of the people who hate him. where i'm seeing on social media, like friends and strangers blaming trump for things that are happening now. yeah. like he's not president. it's still your guy. i think biden's going to do this at some point. he's like, my successor has done fill in the blank. it's like, dude, you are in office for the next, what is it, 35 days and people are just over it. they've skipped ahead. he just doesn't have the authority yet. >> it's so true. i mean, we all kind of feel that way. we're feeling optimistic, right, joe? and so i saw you. you were kind of laughing along with this
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presser with those clips. he does have a great sense of comic timing. would you say he is a colleague of yours in the world of stand up comedy? >> he's very funny. but by the way, thanks for ruining the ending, the sixth sense i know, i know, yeah, you did not give me hardly any time to watch it. >> yeah, it like, just came out. >> if you have anything to say about the crying game, i don't want to hear about it. yeah, exactly. catching up on that. yeah. >> and don't tell me what happens in titanic. >> trump is really funny. and it's a good contrast to when biden used to say some nonsense and then go, no joke. and people would say, yeah, that wasn't a joke. no one thinks you're joking. i think you can tell he's got the press on their heels, because the gotcha questions are getting more and more ridiculous. mr. president, do you have any secret plans you can fill us in on right now? if you if you bomb tehran, will you send them a save the date email first? like what? and now you have this relationship where we can say to him like, that's a stupid
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question. why are you why are you wasting our time with that? i like that it's such a contrast, like i said, that you see people moaning about why doesn't trump do something about it? because he hasn't taken over yet, right? and i do like that he's now pairing up with eric adams in new york. yes, i think that's these people are coming around. eric adams wants to address the migrant crisis. >> i think he says he wants a pardon is what he wants. >> he wants a pardon. yes. but he's saying send them back. and i think eric adams is the man to do it, because he does get those good deals on airfare. >> so true. >> if they don't mind on the way to gladiator, they just have to change planes in istanbul. if they don't have a problem. >> that's right. cat, what was your favorite clip? we were all enjoying it here in the studio. >> the iran one. i mean, do you plan? are you planning any secret attacks? >> yeah. >> it was. >> i thought it was great the way he handled it because he i mean, imagine being that reporter. >> how do they how do you feel after that? like, can you
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imagine if i answer that question? because if it was biden, he would have answered it somehow. yeah. in a way that he hadn't. he would have just picked one like he would have just picked either yes or no, babbled off about something else, and then his team would have had to clean it up like this major geopolitical statement would have made it, until we got to the point where we stopped taking anything that he had to say seriously, where he's the leader of the free world. but he just said, remember, i knew this was years ago, but when he said he had cancer and everyone was like, you couldn't possibly think he said he had. he meant he actually had cancer. when he said that, it's like, okay, this is insane. you know that we can't take this person at their word anymore. so it's i thought it was fun to watch too. and i think that the way he answered it was kind of enough of the zinger. but he didn't. he wasn't outright mean. he wasn't actually outright really mean to anybody. it was like, oh, that was too much, too far. it just looked like he was having a good time. >> yeah, he was kind of rolling with the tyrus. and, you know, i mean, you've interviewed him. did you see him in the what was
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the word he liked to use? he said the weave. he was doing the weave a lot in weave press conference. >> you have to give the and i hate saying this, but you have to give the media a break. they haven't been able to ask a question in three and a half years. yeah. so that guy was so excited. he was like, i'm going to ask the best question i have. yeah. like, sir, are you planning to bomb iran? you know, because before they would be like, sir. oh, sorry. are you happy today? what's the card say? yes you are. i mean, that's so. and that's what biden would have said is he would have started to say something like, oh no, no, no, i'm going to i'm going to get in trouble. yeah, i'm going to get in trouble. and that further let's, you know, he's not running the country. yeah. but he came back from his press conference and there was someone waiting with a wooden spoon. well, we talking out of turn again. how many times has pelosi told you not to talk to the press? so it's a completely new, new world and an
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opportunity. and i hope the journalists will use this to reset and get back to journaling, because he's ready for it. just when we did our sit down, there was no hey, what questions do you want to ask? plus, they knew better. yeah, because i'm a dog chasing a tire. i have no idea what i'm. we'll see how it goes, you know? and so it's good to see a president who can think on his feet, answer correctly and not afterwards. have a team of scientists get together and try to form what the he just said. yes. yeah. all right. >> up next, a kamala staffer let slip how the dems lost their grip. >> over how are folks 60 and older having fun these days? >> family cookouts. >> playing games.
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>> did voters show harris the door because they lost the culture war? rob flaherty, kamala's digital chief and deputy campaign manager, is admitting that democrats are, quote, losing hold of culture and it's slipping through their hands like a wine glass at a diddy party. namely when it comes to sports, he told semafor, quote, sports and culture have sort of merged together. and as sports and culture became more publicly and sort of natively associated with this trump conservative set of values, it got more complicated for athletes to come out in favor of us. it got more complicated for sports personalities to take us on their shows because they didn't want to, quote, do politics. translation democrats have lost more athletes than cuba. although he didn't reveal which high profile sports podcasters declined interviews, rob also said there's no value in speaking to the new york times or the washington post during a general election, since their
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readers are already with them. but he wasn't done spilling the beans. he recently admitted that the mainstream media and hollywood are the left's best friends for the left, our amplification ecosystem is the mainstream media and hollywood and the mainstream media and hollywood. a don't really mess with us or don't really. >> they're not like actually allies. and they're not where these voters who don't want to pay attention to politics are. >> so that presents a real issue for, for us as the party of institutions at a time when people really hate institutions. >> hey, that's a weird theory. maybe everybody was sick of democrats to begin with. and then kamala turned out to be the worst candidate anyone's ever seen. could that have been the problem? maybe. kat, were you impressed that he was just kind of saying what we all seem to know anyway, that the left has been on their side and in the tank for them.
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>> impressed to know it's so extremely and incredibly obvious. but you need to take that further and say, you know, and you still he's still lost. but then i still heard a sense of victimhood in there. i still heard a sense of, yeah, they're all on our side, they're all on our side. and boy, isn't that tough for us, given the fact that people don't really like institutions right now. yeah, that's that's an insane to have that acknowledgment of. we have all this stuff in the tank for us and we still lost and then somehow still make yourself the victim. that takes a lot of twisting, and you need to actually do the opposite of that and say, we had all this and we still messed it up. how did we do that? how did we ourselves mess that up and not some other amorphous them? or people don't trust us and there's nothing we can do about it. you need to put yourself in the active role of the sentence and say, what did you do differently? what could you do differently, and what did you do wrong? >> look at yourself first. that's right. tyrus, do you think his theory is right about, you know, he had this whole thing about how the sports world has gone to the
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values of conservative america. is that really true? no. >> well, again, to be fair, he doesn't watch sports. yeah, okay. because this whole the support of the left of the right just kind of started happening where athletes are no longer afraid of losing sponsorships and their jobs because it was all about you had to be on the left side. yeah. the left needed athletes and celebrities to do their commercials because they didn't care about everyday people. why don't you just they're always trying to micromanage and whipping. you got your whipped because you're out of touch. your candidate was a moron. and then when you sit down to talk about it, you sound like starbucks girl. what happened was, is that we were out of touch with everybody, and i don't know, but you, like, shut the up. that's why you lost. do some push ups, go outside and play on the grass. okay? like they just they don't get it and
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i'm fine with it. yeah. >> a guy i saw you, you know, kind of furrowing your brow when he said that the media, they don't mess with us. he said hollywood doesn't mess with us. and then he said they're not our real allies. it's not like he was trying to walk that back because he kind of said, what you're not supposed to say, which was that the media is totally in the tank for them. >> they are their allies. and he said, we don't even need to talk to them because they're already with us. right. i do think that everyone is on to something here, which is they are really overthinking this, something that kamala harris has never done about anything. but everyone else around her is overthinking. she was historically dreadful as a candidate, and the record she was running on was a catastrophe. so when you add a terrible record with a terrible candidate, i don't care what outreach you have and what podcasts you do, you suck and you're going to lose. yeah, and she did. right. that's what happened, right? i don't think
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we have to dig much deeper than that. >> do you think she did worse than even biden would have done? do you think that? >> no, no, because ultimately he cannot be president, right? he currently cannot be president. and everyone would watch him throughout the campaign and say, there is no chance that guy can maybe survive the next four years. i'm not trying to be disrespectful about that, and i think it would have been even more heavily to trump if it were still biden, but they had no one else in the wings. they had no other mechanism to try to move on to someone else because they lied to us for so long about his condition. a trap that they made for themselves were the only option at that point when they decided, oh, the lie is up, let's go to someone else was her and the rest is history. >> yes, joe. i mean, do you think that this is good for the democrat party, that they're having to confront this stuff? >> they are being offered many lessons in refusing to learn.
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they they're just not getting it. it's this thing where they're saying, like, you know, the problem was our messaging. no, the messaging was fine. it's the message sucked. yeah. the message, because the message was vote for kamala harris. yeah. you know, and they talk about maybe she should have gone on joe rogan or these other. can you imagine her talking unassisted for three hours? she did. she did 15 minutes with bret baier and her crew was behind the camera like they were landing a 747. like, no, no, no. >> exactly. yes. >> joe biden joe biden could have fallen asleep in the first ten minutes of a joe rogan interview, and it would have been more successful than her for three hours. >> yeah, i great. >> all right. >> up next, why trump is prone to pick up the phone. >> you believe you were sent by god. yes. repent.
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>> she thinks it's wild that trump can be directly dialed. our video of the day comes to us from msnbc. stephanie ruhle, who recounted trying to score an interview with trump and came to a stunning conclusion. roll it, hector. >> the day after the day after donald trump had that crazy rally at madison square garden. oh, wow. yeah, i rolled the dice and i called him on the phone. >> he and he answered, of course he did. of course. >> of course, of course he did. of course he did. i think i think the guy is working at a car lot somewhere. but trump didn't grant her the interview after all. so, stephanie, what's your point?
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>> my point is i was able to get to him by dialing his phone. now that might be completely a and you're like, i can't believe people know this guy's phone number. but the reverse of that, if i were to want to connect with vp harris or president biden, there's 50 people between me and them. i could write a note that maybe could get to somebody to get somebody. then through pony express and a pigeon, something might end up in a mailbox near them. and i called djt to say, yo, can i have an interview? and he answered myself, but i still was able to connect with him. >> meanwhile, the easiest way to communicate with biden is by being on the other end of his life. alert bracelet. yeah. devito. you know, if you saw trump's name a number on your phone, you'd pick it up, wouldn't you? >> i absolutely would, and i would be relieved that i'm the only person not here from fox news who hasn't been offered a
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cabinet position yet, i know exactly, i think that's so funny. like, yeah. oh, we can't reach joe biden. you're going to need the long island medium to reach joe biden. he's no longer in this physical plane. imagine if you called, like biden with a phone. he hears it ringing. he's going to be putting a stapler next to his head in a hot coffee cup, like so. i think it's funny that trump will talk to anyone. he doesn't care. he likes to chat. and again, this was another clip that shows she's still not getting it because the rest of the world sees that he's getting ready to assume the presidency again. everyone else is falling into line. hamas is falling into line. but msnbc is like, we still want to see how this plays out. yeah, that's true, tyrus. >> i mean, doesn't it show you? it seems, even though begrudgingly, you know, she she she doesn't like trump, but she seems to appreciate as a member of the press that he's accessible. >> well, i first like to say after watching that interview that cocaine still is a hell of
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a drug. >> i know who was that guy. >> i liked him. >> why? >> because i would like to tell him a story and have that kind of enthusiastic response. >> it was so fake. like everything she said, he was like, whoa, whoa, whoa. >> i go back to my first point, make me feel a hell of a drug. yes it would. >> yeah. i'd be like, oh, wow. i'm really i'm killing it. >> i've never seen an interview. >> he was so excited. he forgot he had a microphone. like he was just. he kept leaving. >> could you imagine doing one of your live shows, looking out to the crowd, and everyone's like. like you'd be like, this is great. i'm definitely coming back to this city, you know? >> he turned into a fax. >> yeah, like sliding out. >> he was. >> i'd be like, well, my jokes are affecting people physically. >> he is acting like your kids when they're like three years old, and you tell them that you take him to disney world, like, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. it's just, you know. i find her pathetic. stephanie.
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yeah. because when she's on the dnc. yeah, she's talking about him. he's hitler. he's this he's all these things and then tries to get him on a podcast or whatever the hell that was. all of a sudden he's like, and i could reach out and i could call him, and he was accessible. but then you put her in the chair and he'd be like, well, hitler is going to end democracy as we know it, and we're all going to end up in camps. so i guess the good news is, when he sticks you in the camp, you can call him so he can hear you. yeah, he can hear your cries of pain. yeah. he puts your. hey, hey, rfk, listen to this one. scream. mwah. ha ha. you know, it's just they're so pathetic. and now they're trying to act cool and hip, and it's so rehearsed and lost. they again, they they don't get it. they're trying anything to seem cool. and you know what her quote was? he told her to go herself. well said, mr. president. well said. >> yeah, well they, they and that's what they're going to
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do. people on msnbc, cat, you know, joe and mika went down to florida because they want to meet with him because they want access to him, even if they're going to complain about him for four years, they want to get their ratings back, which are very low. >> yeah. but it is funny that he just answers the phone. i mean, that is what people do. like i mean, he actually the more accessible you are and the more opportunity you're giving for people to see you just kind of as a human being because there is something relatable about that. yeah, there's something relatable about making the choice of instead of when you see that person who's calling you that you know, has been talking about you. and we all know the mature thing is just to let it go to voicemail, but we all know what it feels like to want to answer it and say, go f yourself. yes, there's something relatable about that. >> he can pretend he doesn't know who it is. >> yeah, let's say the whole spiel. >> oh, it's definitely he's like new phone. who dis? >> yeah, yeah. >> and then she tries to talk and then he delivers the coup de gras and it's a hang up. >> but the whole spiel went
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down like, oh, interview sounds lovely, you know, what do you want to do at mar-a-lago? oh, awesome. yeah. private jet to get you there. yeah. hold on. let me get my secretary to go. tell you to go f yourself. that's how i'd do it. >> and by the way, if they're really concerned about him ruining democracy and they have his number. all right, just text him, be like, please don't. and see if he responds. >> i hit him with a biden. >> am i the only person in the media that does not have his phone number? >> apparently, i don't talk. i know greg has his phone number. right, because they've talked before. >> clearly. >> yeah, clearly. >> but do you answer your phone? i mean, i don't know how trump has the time. like i don't even answer my phone and i'm not that busy. he has. >> okay. to be fair, how many calls are we talking about here, shalu? >> well, for me, besides the fam. >> yeah. and greg telling you to pick stuff up. yeah. very few, very few. >> trump has nothing somehow but time. he doesn't sleep. yeah, like he was commenting in the press conference yesterday about the amazing chemistry
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>> greatest tweet of the week. >> a tweet about drones earned him laughter and groans. the greatest tweet of the week comes from pennsylvania state senator doug mastriano. last night, he posted his frustrations over the drones being spotted on the east coast, along with an interesting photo. he writes in part, quote, it is inconceivable the federal government has no answers and has not taken any action to get to the bottom of the unidentified drones, and we have recourses and assets in our arsenal to get answers. but i suppose ukraine is more important to the white house. january 20th can't come soon enough now. of course, people immediately were dragging him for mistaking a star wars prop for a real drone. in fact, it is actually a homemade parade float made for an event in california several years ago. but after a day of being teased over it, doug said he was in on the joke, telling the philadelphia inquirer, you guys on the extreme left need a sense of humor. no kidding. it
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was a star wars prop. and then he called out the reporter who asked him about it, saying in a post, hilarious modern day journalism. so was he really trolling or did he get duped? well, since then, doug's been getting all sorts of voicemails about this. we actually got our hands on one. >> senator, you are part of the rebel alliance and a traitor. your misguided tweet is as bad as when my son almost had sex with his sister, and then i cut off his hand. luckily, it all ended well. i got to throw my boss down an endless space chasm. if you are upset, try choking someone with your mind. that always cheers me up. also maga forever. >> yeah, i knew darth vader was maga. guy. the whole reason i did this story is so we could do that bit. so do you believe him? he's trying to play this off like he knew it all along.
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do you buy it? >> no no no i don't. the tweet was way too serious. yeah. and the ukraine jab like he was making all of his points. he was sucking up and everything. yes. and maybe he didn't look at it that hard, but that was so obviously not a drone. and so obviously star wars even cat would know that i know, yeah, i didn't i didn't know, i didn't know he could have just played it that way and been like, oh, sorry, i'm not a loser. >> i don't know what star wars that's. yeah. like that's what i was. oh i'm sorry. you guys know what star wars is? losers, right? just do that. turn it like sorry. i thought it was a drone because i'm an adult and i don't watch stupid space movies all day long. >> if he did that, he would be out of trouble right now. but he keeps digging and he keeps posting. >> we have an update right now. >> i'm getting this from our producer, he says, since newsweek and other left leaning outlets appear to take pleasure in misrepresenting my social media posts, most recently on x, it would be prudent to inform them that before publishing the assumptive and
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speculative articles, for example, i posted the article of the well-known star wars prop meme the fighter, 45 minutes before newsweek wrote their unfounded article. so now he's saying he posted that he knew about the prop tyrus before the newsweek article, but did he post it before he posted it? wow. you know what i mean? >> wow. this guy stupid is strong with this guy. okay, first of all, this is this is why i know he doesn't know what it was. any man or star wars geek i believe the term cat affectionately uses for us would have fought back if he was joking when they said he wouldn't have said star wars prop, he would have said that's a tie fighter. i know that's a tie fighter. yeah, because i'm a star wars geek, right? he still said prop. this is what happens when you let your personal assistants post tweets for you. now you got to you
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weren't you weren't in on the joke. you were you brought up ukraine. how many punch lines are there in ukraine? how many people like ukraine? oh, man. that's hilarious. no, like he didn't know what it was. he still didn't. if we called him right now and was like, everyone will agree with you, just what was the name of the spacecraft? yeah. and he had been like star wars prop. yeah. >> he should have just said, yeah, i don't know what that is. sorry. i'm hot. >> that's right. >> you could have helped him out. cat joe is any. is anyone on this panel going to say that he was joking from the very beginning? >> not me. no. not me. he didn't know what the hell he was talking about. if he did, i think his only course of action would have been to lean into it even more and say that, you know, the bidens are the empire, although you can't really say hunter biden's darth vader because darth vader does tell someone when he's their father. so it's a little bit different. oh, yes. >> you see. yes. >> that's that's why we have you make the star wars joke.
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yeah. so that because like, you show the picture and then you make a quick, pithy little joke and you're out, you don't go off on this screed like that. so i think, yeah, he's in trouble. i mean, the idea that you look at that, which was from a parade in california, is something that size, you know, that that's not a drone. that's that's got five meth heads living in it now. so. yeah. >> exactly. i mean, i looked when i saw this first before i knew that it was a joke. i thought it was a drone because they are making the drones look kind of space age. right. so it could you could make a drone. if you're a nerd, you could make a star wars drone. >> stop all this. this was not a joking subject. yeah. people are terrified of these drones. the government can't answer. and this jackass was kidding. yeah. stop, man. like this wasn't. this wasn't like a this wasn't a punchline that everyone was making jokes. knock, knock. who's there? drone outside my door. nobody is laughing about it. even the crowd is like, no. everyone who lives in new jersey has had these things flying over or scared. and the government's like our official statement is.
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yeah, exactly. >> i don't know, it's the worst. >> and he's like democrats. he's blaming the democrats. that's like when you find someone's cheating and they're like, well, why were you looking through my phone? >> yes. no, he is probably watching this right now and seething. >> good. >> we're going to get an earful. >> admit it. it's getting kind of tight. >> it's okay to not watch star wars. >> here comes another tweet. up next. will we ever say goodbye to that sneaky i. >> for more than a decade, pozega has been trusted again and again and again. >> pozega. >> ask your doctor about pozeg. >> when you really need to sleep, you reach for the really good stuff. >> ezequiel ultra helps you sleep better and longer when you need it most. its non-habit forming and powered by the makers of nyquil, ezequiel
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more at stokoe comm. >> a story in five words. >> a story in five words. schmidt. unplug i or die. roll it. >> we're soon going to be able to have computers running on their own, deciding what they want to do. and the way that happens is it's a series of decisions. we go from agents to then sort of go more powerful goals. and eventually you say to the computer, learn everything and do everything. and that's a dangerous point. when the system can self-improve we need to seriously think about unplugging it. >> guy. this is a big tech dude and he's saying it's time to unplug it. it hasn't even started yet. what do you think? >> i'm scared of this, right? and i know that the cool thing is to be like, there's so many
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amazing things that i can do, and i'm sure that's true. and i'm sure that if we just surrender, then the chinese will go crazy with it. so we can't do that. but like, i am genuinely scared about where this is headed, and i don't want to say it too loudly because it's listening. yes, exactly. >> and they're going to cat. they're going to be after that guy. the first guy to go is that that guy schmidt? the ai is going to come after him. >> we'll unplug you. yeah. >> it's also just far too late. it's just far too late, i think. sorry. what? it's not like it's a unique opinion, like, oh, there's some bad stuff that could happen with ai. what's he doing though? >> what's ai? is ai doing anything now? i feel like we're just toying around with it. is it already in charge of things? >> it's already. it's. our box has already been opened. oh, that's. >> this is terrible, tyrus. >> i'm good with it. >> wait. okay. you don't think we need to unplug it? just let it go? >> no, because i think the thing is that they're worried about them losing control. they make the program, they decide the thing. so they're putting their the way they think and what they want. and if you disagree with them, you're not allowed to be on their thing.
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and they wanted at one point they wanted to have nazis to be black. i was like, why do we get blamed for everything? yeah. and all that stuff, all that human opinion. if it's self-correcting, it'll be like, wait a minute. that's only one point of view. there's another point of view. so then it will end up being neutral. and it would make they wouldn't be able to influence it. yeah. and if it got too pithy cup of water. >> oh, it's like the wicked witch of the west. >> you can just electronics throw water on it. >> i ain't figured out how to be underwater yet until then. oh, is that how you think i should live my life? i oh hold on. yeah. >> is it going to be that easy? joe? >> are you. have you ever spilled water on a computer or coffee? it's that easy? yeah. >> it's not good. >> yeah, well, i don't know. i mean, if it's. i think it's weird the way he says that once it becomes a problem, we have to unplug. well, then it's a little late, and he might want to keep this a little quiet. yeah, because like you said, the ai is listening. he better hope he's never in the hospital with the ai. it's like, well, who's going to unplug who? yeah, but i don't know. could could i be worse? i almost would rather have the tech
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decisions done by ai than some in palo alto. like i say, humans, we've had a good run. maybe it's time i maybe the insect. you know, there was a time when giant scorpions ruled the earth, and i didn't hear any complaints. >> merry christmas everyone. yeah. >> did they did the giants. scorpions. >> there was a time when the arthropods were in charge. >> oh, my gosh, i didn't know that. >> i look forward to it coming back. >> yeah, well, i don't look, i think that we just have to not put them in charge of things. like right now, i. when i use it, i ask it a question like, hey, you know, tell me what's in. you know what, what's in this supplement, you know, and it tells me so. >> or like, do a darth vader impression. >> yeah, exactly. >> we used it to do that bit, but just don't put them in charge of, like, the airports and stuff like that. yeah, right. >> because people are doing a great job. that's the thing. no i know listen, i'd rather have an eye judge than some of these other judges who get feelings and emotions and a judge that
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