and my question for you is, pine shats for your dogs. >> laura: fourth mention. >> it will hurt your animals, and most importantly, here's the key question, laura ingraham. just listen to me, what trees do you have in your house? be honest. what trees are in the household right now, tell me? the world wants to know. >> laura: i'm not -- >> this is a court of law. what tree -- for years you had a real tree. what's there right now, spill it? i want to know. >> laura: i have a few not real trees, but -- >> artificial -- i won after all these years, laura ingraham. thank you so much. >> laura: no, i'm still a real - >> i want to be the star atop this year. >> laura: i'm for the real trees but i don't want the pine shats to go eaten. no wonder i don't dog passed away, ate the pine shats. >> jesse: welcome to "jesse watters primetime." tonight. >> people look at the performance of congress and say

why give them media. >> what about the media? >> we're not paid public money. >> we're not. >> but half of the listeners are not there, you're getting the same paycheque? >> jesse: congress on a spending spree right before christmas. >> this is a (bleep) sandwich. i don't know how else to say that. >> president biden's team waved in front of the cameras, started screaming and yelling and stopped the interview and they punished us. >> jesse: the media and the democrats turn on each other. >> it feels like a moment of genuine madness. >> hi, i'm the author of "you have the right to remain fat." i was a kid in a larger body, a teen in a larger body and an adult in a larger body. >> jesse: rfk jr. has a weight problem. kristen gafney is here. plus. >> flavour flav! [ ♪♪ ] >> jesse: christmas is only a week away, and while you're out

doing last minute shopping, so is congress. here's the difference. you have a budget, congress doesn't. and congress just got caught trying to put a hundred billion dollars on our credit card. how long does a hundred billion dollars last? probably all year, right? no. two and a half months. and then they do it all again. look at this, look how many pages this is. it's 1,500 pages. they released it last night. were supposed to read it and vote on it today, but no one read t except us. they tried to write into law that no one's allowed to look at congress' e-mails. so if i get a subpoena, you get a subpoena, we have to hand our e-mails over. but congress? if they get a subpoena, they don't have to. so if trump wants to investigate the january 6th committee to find out what happened, you can't see the politicians' e-mails. if nancy's texting about

investment opportunities, no one's allowed to see it. congress tried to write a law that puts them above the law. i thought no one was above the law. didn't they say that all last year? congress is also funding a censorship program. they're giving money to the state department to censor things that they don't like online. we're funding congress to take away our free speech. and remember vax mandates? they're back. congress is funding more vax mandates. you know, for the next pandemic, the section of the bill is called pandemic preparedness. gain a function, you know the risky experiments that flu out of wuhan and killed a million of us? congress is trying to find research again. i'm sure not ear in america. i'm sure we funded it to some other country like ukraine or china, somewhere in africa. oh, and 12 new biolabs that won't leak, they swear.

$3 million to test the inspection of molasses. not to test the molasses, to inspect the inspectors. have we been having trouble with bad molasses? was there a molasses recall i missed? instead of inspecting the inspectors, why don't the first line of inspectors just could dr job? $15 million to make recycling more accessible. it's not accessible now? everywhere you look there's a blue bin. when you throw something out, like five different little bins, and you're analyzing what goes in which one. does this go in this bin? this recycle all goes to the same place anyway. half the plastic's in landfills. and a hundred million goes to migrant farm workers. why don't the farms pay the migrants? not sure. gavin's vineyard needs us to pay his migrants to pick his grapes. he's not making enough money

from wine. he needs a subsidy. why are we paying for gavin newson to get paid? he can't get paid without our help? must not be very good wine but i'm willing to test it if he sends me some. and this is a five year, hundred million dollars contract. once it passes, doge can't touch it. oh, and they're capitalling kamala's electric bus program. she lost but her earmark didn't. no one cares about electric buses, remember? >> haven't you wanted an electric bus charging station? >> hell no, what's that going to go? >> i barely catch the bus. >> that sucks. >> how excited are you to go green? >> what's to be excited for? >> are you excited for the electric bus charging station. >> i don't care. >> are you excited for the electric bus charging station? >> no. >> jesse: the bill also bans sexy memes. yeah, here's a sexy jesse deep

fake. i look good, but i don't look that good. i guess people have been putting ao c's face on bikini models in the group chat. congress says you can't make us look too hot or you're going to prison. memes are a crime. oh, and the bill's also woke. it changes the term offender to justice-involved individual, and homeless to an individual experiencing homelessness. who wrote this bill? the republicans have the majority. i swear to god, the squad wrote this thing. doesn't stop there. remember obamacare? you hate it, so does congress. you aren't allowed to opt out. congress, they don't like it. they're opting out of it because they think they're better than you and they deserve more. and they actually do think they deserve more. congress is trying to give themselves a raise. >> members are giving themselves

a pay raise. do you guys deserve a pay raise? >> well that's news to me. it's good news. >> people look at the performance of congress and say why should we give them more money? >> what about the media, think about that for a second. >> we're not paid windy public money but half of the listeners are not there. you're getting the same paycheque? what's going on? >> jesse: congress is giving themselves a 6,000-dollar raise to keep up with the cost of living. now why is the cost of living gone up? because of congress. congress is trying to give themselves a raise to keep up with the cost of living that they caused because they spent so much. elon musk says the bill is criminal, and anyone who votes for it should be voted out of office. and he has the money to make that happen. elon blew the bill up all day. he and vivek were all over it and it lit a fire under the politicians. >> this is a (bleep) sandwich. we're forced into this position. >> the swamp's going to swamp,

right? do something different since the majority again? we're adding 300 and i think 30 billion in literally totally unpaid for additional deficit spending since november 5th in, 45 days. i don't see how that's doing what we're supposed to be doing. we're fundamentally unserious about spending. if you have a blank check, the can't shrink government and live free. >> jesse: the speaker of the house mike johnson says he has no choice. >> elon, vivek, and i are on a text chain and i was explaining the background and vivek and i talked last night. they understand the situation, they said it's notes directed to you, mr. speaker, but we don't like the spending. and i said we don't like it either. we have to get it done because we're clearing the decks and seg up for trump to come roaring back. >> jesse: clearing the decks? what does that mean. i don't know what that means. they're going to say it's going to stop and every year, it's the last time, and then every year

they do it again. and now people aren't too happy with mike. >> already not planning to vote for him. >> this solidifies it. >> have any other of your colleagues said they're not voting for johnson? expressed -- >> i've talked to a few, you know, who don't seem like they're going to vote for him. i'll vote for somebody else. >> does it has -- reform the institution is broken? i am not sure, and i haven't seen that. i haven't seen reform, structure reforms that he would do to change this institution. this is not the way to govern. that's not what american people elected us to do. >> jesse: what are we going to do now, toss johnson overboard? then what? everyone they make speaker spends money. do we have to bring back newt? trump put out a statement. if republicans try to pass a clean, continuing resolution without all the democrat bells and whistles that'll be so destructive to our country, all it will do after january 20th is bring the mess of the debt limit into the trump administration.

rather than allowing it to take place in the biden administration. any republican that would be so stupid as to do this should and will be primaried. everything should be done and fully negotiated prior to my taking office on january 20th, 2025. so guess what just happened? republicans just scrapped the spending bill and are going to have to pull an all-nighter. they have until friday at midnight to vote on a new bill or the government shuts down for christmas. now what does it mean when the government shuts down? i don't know. everybody goes nuts, and they rope off national parks so no one can hike. congress has had all year to get this done, and they always wait until the last second, and they try to pull a fast one, get caught, whine about christmas and promise they won't do it again, and it's the same every time. trump won because democrats caused inflation, and now republicans with the help of democrats are causing inflation

before they go on vacation. biden's doing the same thing. biden's spending $73 million to build solar panels on indian reservations. he calls it a loan. do you think the indians are going to pay the big guy back? they're on a reservation. they don't have 73 million. biden's also spending 160 million to monitor methane emissions. to monitor cow flat lens. how do you monitor that? i don't want to know, but it costs 160 million. even the inspector general says this is fraud, waste, and abuse. biden doesn't care, he's looking to hire 1,200 new dei bureaucrats before trump takes over. yeah, dei jobs. the sec, they're looking for a quote supplier diversity officer. the salary? quarter million a year.

health and human services is looking for a quote scientific diversity adviser, 180 grand a year. the air force needs an equal deployment specialist, 150 gs a year. wait until pete hegseht hears about that. they're negotiating golden parachutes into the contracts. if trump says you're fired, it will cost 160 million bucks in severance packages. these politicians have no respect for you and your money. they're stealing your money and if you try to subpoena, get lost. can't ridicule politicians, you're only allowed to bribe them. most of these people aren't even elected. only 6% of the bureaucrats go into the office five days a week and biden locked in a contract where they work from home until the next five years until the

next pandemic we're preparing for. trump is already on the war path. >> if people don't come back to work, come back into the office, they're going to be dismissed, and somebody in the biden administration gave a five-year waiver of that so that for five years people don't have to come back into the office. it involved 49,000 people. for five years they don't have to go. they just signed this thing, it's ridiculous. so it was like a gift to a union, and we're going to obviously be in court to stop it. >> jesse: washington's packed with lazy spenda locallics who need an intervention and probably an ass whooping. my mom does not like that language, and i'm sorry, i don't like to use it either. i'm just not happy about this, and i was in a great mood when i woke up this morning. former speaker of the house newt gingrich joins me now. you balanced the books. why can't you get on the phone and tell speaker johnson what to do because this is crazy, and it

has to stop. >> well i think first of all the whole idea of the doge committee already paid for itself by having elon musk and vivek come out and say -- begin to point out all the dumb things in this bill. the obvious answer is kill this bill, pass a very short continuing resolution to get the new republican senate installed, and negotiate a new bill before january 20th that covers the rest of the year and gets the job done. but it also, i would just say, two things will be sort of i think radical for washington. one, when you negotiate with democrats, they're going to put stupid things in the bill. so there's a big disadvantage every time you let them help write the bill because everybody on your side is going to think the bill's stupid. second, we closed the government several times. >> jesse: yeah. >> while i was speaker. we would not have gotten to a

balance budget if we had not had the guts to come to the mac andd say no, we're not doing dumbs things which was a great shock to bill clinton and the democrats. but the country thought you know, it's good not to do dumb things. so i would hope that republicans in the house and senate will take seriously the warnings of president trump and of vivek and of elon musk, look at the bilker realize this bill is stupid, an- >> jesse: why is it stupid? why are republicans negotiating with democrats? i thought republicans had the house? can't they put whatever they want in it and kick it out? >> they have the house by a really narrow margin and the truth is a bunch of the guys who are complaining will never vote yes. there are probably 15 republicans who wake up every morning and say, i know i'm going to vote no. what's the issue? now i think if those would line up with johnson and say we will vote for a very tough cr and

mean it, i think you could pass something that was quite strong. >> jesse: so are you saying it's all these freedom caucus guys that are just saying no, no, no? or is it the rest of this crew who's just feeding this thing full of pork in the shadows? >> look, first of all dealing with the senate's a world of its own. but just inside the house, if the freedom caucus members, all of them because the margin is so narrow, you ca can't give up anybody. if they would come together and say we're going to pass a republican-only, very strict, very tight continuing resolution and they would get it out of the house with republican-only votes, you could have a dramatically thinner, more practical bill. >> jesse: so speaker, you're saying if republicans can't stick together now, and we're going into this two years where they have the house, the senate, the white house. if they can't stick together on something like this with all this momentum -- everyone's in a good mood, i was in a great mood, mar-a-lago's in a great

mood, the markets until today. >> sure. >> jesse: but they're ruining the momentum right now, republicans, right? >> welcome to the american constitution. i mean the founding fathers divided power up and you can make speeches all you want. you gotta get the votes. president trump and vivek and musk and others are going to have to work the republican conference, get them to understand they need a hundred percent on every key vote, period. and that's just the price, and then strip out all the garbage. >> jesse: what if they go to a retreat. you have your retreats, right? some fancy hotel and get drunk. >> i go to retreat in the capitol and wouldn't let people out until they said yes. >> jesse: right, why can't he get a little republican summit together, lock the doors, serve drinks, make some threats, say i need everybody in for the next two years. i don't want to hear any garbage out of anybody or else i'm going

to do something, which i can't say -- why can't that work? >> look -- >> jesse: do they need to bring you in there? >> look, i think if speaker johnson could convince president trump and vice president vance and elon musk and vivek to come up and literally have an all day long, let's sit in the room together with all the republicans. now let's everybody agree we're going to do the best we can with the dramatically thinned down thing. if they can't do that, frankly, they ought to pass a clean cr, nothing on it except keep the government open for 30 or 40 days until the republicans gain control of the senate. but frankly, if you gotta negotiate with chuck schumer -- and by the way, president biden is nowhere to be seen. he's gone. >> jesse: he's gone. >> the functioning president of the united states today is donald trump because the other guy left. >> jesse: all right, well then trump's gotta knock some heads today because it looks like they're going to throw johnson

overboard and i want a good january. i'm not pro johnson, i don't care, is just want action. >> let me say, jesse, let me just say. i'm very pro johnson. i can't imagine what he goes through with a one or two or three vote majority. >> jesse: it's an impossible job. >> he's not the problem. >> jesse: it's a crazy job, you're crazy for taking it. it worked out for you because you shut the government down a couple of times, so good, but no one wants to do that anymore and look where we are. maccarroty's out, johnson could be out. i'm going to lose a guest. it's not good for everybody. speaker, have a merry christmas, we hope. >> merry christmas. >> jesse: trump might actually conquer canada. no, we're serious. plus inside the white house christmas party. [ ♪♪ ] [♪] looking for a moisturizer that does more than just moisturize? try olay regenerist for 10 benefits in every jar. olay visibly firms, lifts, and smooths wrinkles,

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>> jesse: grab your snow shoes, we're conquering canada. president trump said this, makes no sense, many canadians want canada to become the 51s state. they would save massively on taxes and military protection. i think it is a great idea. 51s state. trump's threat to demote trudeau to governor's working. canada agreed to fix its border, but democrats don't like it when trump wins. >> there's sort of a game people play of mocking canada. well now canada has been mocked by its own prime minister. you know, justin trudeau went down to mar-a-lago is if trump is already present. he didn't run to the white house of the real current president, and it is humiliating, and if i were a canadian, i would be disgusted. it's interesting that it's sad there's a crisis of man hood,

right, that's said on the right. there is a crisis but it's on your own side, guys. people like jeff bezos and mark zuckerberg. is this manly behaviour to go and fall on your knees to donald trump? no. >> jesse: trump is getting americans a better deal and msnbc doesn't like how it looks. the press are not looking out for you, a wise man once said. biden thinks the media should be looking out for him. >> everything changes, but the biggest change taking place is the press. they're still good people, but where do people get their news. we pick what we want to hear. it's a different deal. we have to figure out how we deal with this significant change. think of the changes taking place, and where do you go? and what is true? we have no con -- anymore. i'm not sure how that gets resolved but i think it's a big deal. >> jesse: joe is right, kind

of. if the press had covered him fairly, he wouldn't have lost. he would have been impeached. and now that kamala lost, the media is dishing dirt on what really went down. >> in the way of traditional media, the white house runs the show, right. when i interviewed president biden, he gave me ten minutes, okay. a politician can knock out one answer in 15 minutes. at minute nine and a half, i asked the president, your son hunter might be indicted by your department of justice, how will it impact your presidency? a completely reasonable question. as soon as i said those words, president biden's team waved in front of the camera, started screaming and yelling, and then punished us. went 14 minutes and then we were in the box and in trouble forever. >> jesse: biden is a vengeful guy. he gets mad. the new york times reports while

some close to mr. biden said he had made peace with the coming end of his presidency, others said he had been moody. he is currently angry at democratic members of congress who denounced the decision to pardon hunter biden despite promises not to according to one person who spent time with him recently. hunter is sure happy. he was partying at the white house last night. but the pardon was just the start of biden's revenge. his final trick was propping kamala up for another run in 2028. she's starting to get a trickle of support. >> just saying. >> personally, i think she should run for president again if she believes she has the energy to do it. >> jesse: democrats tried to purge kamala, she won't go away. most democrats want fresh blood, not the old fogeys who ran the party into the ground. >> a party that tells people what it needs to hear, and not what the consultants are paid to

say whatever people want to hear over and over again. where we continue losing. at the dnc, i raised the concern of what are we going to do about young men and i heard back, why would i ask that question? why would we focus on that? and i think one thing we need to change in the party is that empathy is not a zero sum game. we can care about young men and young women. >> jesse: the old guard is not welcome. pelosi's people are leaking that nancy doesn't have her fingers in the dough. in favour of her 74-year-old henchman. >> it feels like democrats still have not learned a pretty important lesson here. pelosi whipped votes to get connelly to get the job over the young star in the party even as the 84-year-old pelosi is recovering from hip surgery after a fall. it feels like a moment of genuine madness. >> jesse: nancy won't let go of the control, and even while

she's laid up in a german hospital bed. obama's guys are trying to snatch the crown pushing ram immanual to run the dnc. november was a jarring reminder that misjudge the mood of the nation is catastrophic. we can't tip toe around the issues that have people worried. crime, inflation, homelessness, and fentanyl crisis are understandably on the minds of millions. when carjackings are up and everything is pharmacies in locked down, you can't recite crime stats. good advice. but anybody going to listen to the people who couped a sitting president, blew 2 billion bucks, and lost in a landslide? i don't think so. rob is the former democrat governor of illinois. all right, rob, what is going on over there? fighting between the media and the democrats. >> well that's what happens when you lose and lose badly and you

run a campaign the way they ran, a campaign that was filled with lies and their priorities were exposed, and what were their priorities? what's the priorities of today's democratic party? ram has some of that right, when he said. but the democrats stand for the elites in hollywood over working people, illegal migrants over black people, bureaucrats over parents, gang bangers, carjackers, and retail thieves over law-abiding citizens and the police, and trans women over biological women in women sports, and they try to force to the american people these sound bites that they talk on to convince them they care when the words are hollow and the substance is lacking. it was a campaign they ran that had no substance, it was long on malice, attacks against trump, and low on substance. and they have a lot of rethinking to do, and their different factions within the democratic party that have to fight it out. but until they start thinking

about what real people need, they're going to be stuck where they are, and they came up against a guy, donald trump, who actually hears the people, who has his priorities set on what's best for this country and for the people, and i think they're going to have a hard time overcoming this new trump republican party if they stay true to what trump and this republican party stands for. >> jesse: imagine i'm interviewing trump, and i ask him a tough question, and trump's team in the back starts -- stop, no, cut, stop. how weak would that look? well that's what happens every time kamala, we saw it with brett and now joe biden, if you hit him between the eyes with something, legit question, the entourage shuts it down. and the media, not in brett's case, but the media in msnbc's case goes with it. what does that mean? >> they listen to the political consultants. they're focused on the polls and focus groups as opposed to standing for something and

articulating that message. their campaign and today's democratic party is all about the shallow sound bites, and the fact they try to control the discussion but even controlling the questions that come to their candidates i think should suggest a lot of things to the american people. among the reasons why again we got the result that we got. there's something really authentic about trump, and in contrast to the lack of authenticity and the edition honesty and -- dishonesty of the democratic party ailettes. >> jesse: it's the propaganda and the people see it coming a mile away. like cow flat lens, you know when it's there and not. rob, thanks for joining "jesse watters primetime" and have a merry christmas. >> merry christmas, jesse, thank you. >> jesse: thank you. san francisco unleashed their fat czar on rfc jr. [ ♪♪ ] rations, this ally to the north has been by your side. ontario, canada, a partner connected by shared history, shared values, and a shared vision

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oil talk around congress hasn't been seen before. one says eating healthily is bad for business, and there are huge economic forces that mitigate against trying to do anything about chronic disease. today rfk jr. crashed capitol hill au auditioning for americas personal trainer. maybe he wants to get in on the hikes. so far we've heard from a couple senators that kennedy is promising to serve at the will of the president. that means kennedy is only going to be implementing trump's agenda, not his own political agenda because let's remember, rfk's a democrat. but bobby has his hands full because others want to keep their mouths full. meet san francisco's new fat czar. >> hi, my name is hergy, the author of you have the right to remain fat as well as a few other books on fat positivity

and body acceptance and the message i got was shrink your body by any means necessary, and it really felt like there was a sense of a don't ask, don't tell. >> jesse: that's the new fat czar who's leading the rfk resistance and well qualified. some of her resume, the founder of camp thunder thighs, a personal body image coach, and her latest work, playing cupid for obese women. she created her own reality show called fat girl gets married. so if rfk wants to climb the food pyramid, he needs to get past her first. bopby had as his eyes on trump's menu. 45 likes the golden averages, jr. knows that. the chef has tips. the chef used to maha trump's meals, whether he liked it or not. instead of diet coke, he would add flavouring in the water, orange, lime, lemon, make it go down quicker. to cut back on big macs, rush

had an alternative. topped with some beef bacon, not pork. and instead of fries drenched in seed oils, here's sweet potatoes. it's not about telling you what to eat, it's about offering cleaning ingredients with better recipes to go along with a more healthy and active lifestyle. former sports illustrated model kristen gafney is here. how you doing? >> i'm good, thanks so much for having me, always a pleasure. >> jesse: i don't want to fat shame anybody. you tell me where the boundaries are. this woman is a fat czar, self-proclaimed, thunder thigh camp, the hole thing, and stand in the way of making america healthy again. what am i allowed to say about her? >> so let's play nice here, right, don't want to fat shame anyone. >> jesse: never. >> but never let a blind person tell me how something likes and

i will never health advice from her here and the proof is in the pudding. i'm looking at rfk, he's jocked, doing pull-ups. i'm going to lean out rfk. >> jesse: year not going to let the fat czar gum up the work, but there is going to be resistance here. they want us to eat unhealthily, there's a lot of money in us being sick and fat and disgusting. what do we need to do to get around that, but they'll say don't fat shame or nanny state. >> yeah, and you know, it's unfortunate, and i wish i could say i was surprised by all of the resistance around rfk. you would think politically, gender, race, we want to be healthy and happy, right? apparently not. not surprised by the pushback of rfk because he is now under the trump administration, people do have trump derangement syndrome,

but unfortunately we live in a place where us being fat, sick, and fertile and stupid brings in the dollars. there's no business in us being healthy, and unfortunately we do live in a health state that we are reactive, not proactive. i think we need to start taking the steps, listening to people like rfk who are leading by example, you know, avoiding the seed oils, going to the gym and in the words of one of my favourite comedians, talk a wake and eat an apple. it's consistency. >> jesse: take a walk and eat an apple. wise words. not sit on your fat ass and take ozempic. >> yep, there's cheat codes everywhere. no one wants to go in the gym and lift weights. it's in the consistency. >> jesse: merry christmas, like the tree. real or fake? >> it's fake. >> jesse: oh! >> nice and full over here. >> jesse: at least you told the truth. thank you very much,. >> always, always. >> jesse: merry christmas. >> thanks, jesse, happy

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>> jesse: time for cooler, let's bring in outkick.com host charlie who has won quite a few games of sink or swim. >> and i've graduated to coolers, thank you. >> jesse: welcome to cooler. first up, drones have invaded new jersey. no one knows who they are, what they are, what's controlling them, and the feds have been no help. saying they could be hobbyists flying drones or planes. we just don't know what's going on. biden has no idea. he thinks there's just one drone. >> all those drones over new jersey? what's behind all of that? >> nothing nefarious apparently. they're checking it all out. i think it's just one -- there's a lot of drones authorized up there. i think one started and they all got -- everybody wanted to get in the deal.

we're following closely. so far, no sense of danger. >> jesse: charlie, do you feel better now? >> yes, absolutely. if joe biden says there's nothing to be worried about, of course i feel better. he is absolutely the guy to go to when you don't know what's going on considering he doesn't have any idea ever what's going on, drones or otherwise. in fact though i will say, you know, we don't know who's running the drones. it could be, you know, could be me or you. it could be actual -- >> jesse: you think i'm behind the drones? >> i don't know -- >> jesse: you think i know how to control a drone? >> i don't know, i don't know what you do in your spare time. >> jesse: i can't replace the batteries in my remote. >> i'm giving you more credit than you deserve. maybe there's aliens in the drones and to their credit, they might have been given bad messaging because from what their understanding is, aliens, have been allowed to come into the country by the millions for a while and they have a window of time to get in before trump comes into office. maybe this is their time to land

and infiltrate. >> jesse: if they are aliens, i hope they abduct me because i'm dub with this place. next up, kamala might finally be able to pay back the money she owes from the billion dollars campaign. there's one catch, she needs a write a book about how everything was nasty and share all the little dirty secrets behind the scenes. top publishers, are you ready, offering harris $20 million for an inside look at joe biden's skeletons. one publishing exec says this. as we see it, it would be the hottest white house ask presidential campaign tell all ever and would sell like hot cakes to readers on both sides of the political aisle. and now political players are quietly advising kamala to get the jump on any memoir joe biden might be planning to get her side out in the public first of what really wenten o. so should kamala take the 20-mil and write the tell all? >> yeah, and the opening line

should be who's cocaine it was. if she can give us the tidbits of information. but here's the other question is is she going to be writing it or a ghost writer? if she is, god only knows how long the book will be. >> jesse: she might need a good editor. >> absolutely. >> jesse: i needed one of those too. last up, it's the season of giving. christmas is a week away and some people are freaking out. what do i get? how much do i spend? will my in-laws like it? for some gift giving stressful. one person told the journal how bad their christmas was. a newlywed wife received an electric can opener. another with a set of dish towels with mice on them from her new mother-in-law, and a young man received deodorant balls to put in his gym shoes. do you send messages when you give people christmas gifts? >> no, but i stress out when i give people christmas gifts. i never know am i spending too

much, too little? the idea of entering a white elephant startles me. i can't do it. i don't want to be the one to give the bad gift. i don't like it. but you know, to the effective deodorant balls for shoes. if they need it, it's a great gift. >> jesse: what did you get me for christmas. >> announcer: i haven't gotten you anything yet. what's your perfect gift? what does jesse watters want in his stocking this year. >> jesse: i don't think they could fit it. >> okay. what direction are we going with that? >> jesse: no, it's bigger than a stocking suffer. >> well the things that i want in my stocking you can fit. diamonds, gold, you know, things like that. >> jesse: typical woman, wants the jewels. >> always. >> jesse: you know, it's what's on the inside that counts. >> it is. but i also take some socks. socks the older i get are a valuable gift. >> jesse: all right, i'll take the deodorant balls for the shoes, that'll fit. more "primetime" ahead. [ ♪♪ ]

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