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ESPN.com - GEN - ESPN.com reviews history of football movies

 Friday, September 29
Sloppy history for pigskin flicks
 
 ESPN.com

When it comes to football movies, the film vault is filled with plenty of fumbles.

Burt Reynolds
Burt Reynolds hit paydirt in "The Longest Yard."
Oh, sure, there have been some admirable efforts, led by Burt Reynolds' 1974 prison story, "The Longest Yard," and "North Dallas Forty" from 1979 (despite the image of Mac Davis playing a quarterback).

But it seems each time we get pumped up about the release of a new football movie -- as we did last year for Oliver Stone's "Any Given Sunday" -- we end up as disappointed as a Buffalo Bills fan on Super Bowl Sunday.

Upon the occasion of Friday's release of Denzel Washington's "Remember the Titans," ESPN.com takes the opportunity to look back at some of the most notable football movies (listed in reverse chronological order):

But don't just take our word for it. We want you to be an amateur film critic as well. Click here to send ESPN.com a comment about the best -- or worst -- football film you've ever seen.

MOVIE RATING ESPN.COM SAYS
Remember the Titans (2000)   ? Too early to tell for the Disney film released Friday.
The Replacements (2000) Despite Keanu Reeves at quarterback, this was a surprisingly entertaining yarn about the strike season of 1987. Gene Hackman was believable as an old-school head coach.
Any Given Sunday (1999) The action sequences were solid and the cameos (LT, Jim Brown, Y.A. Tittle, Dick Butkus, Johnny Unitas, etc.) were terrific. But we can't give a thumbs-up to a movie in which the backup QB reads a newspaper on the bench and another player gets hit so hard he loses an eye. And what's with all the gladiator scenes?
Varsity Blues (1999) Someday, there's going to be a great movie made about the culture of high school football in small towns. This is not it.
Air Bud: Golden Receiver (1998) Enough with dogs catching things already.
The Waterboy (1998) It was pointless, immature and just plain silly. But if you like Adam Sandler, this is your movie.
Angels in the End Zone (1996) End Zone? Outfield? Does it really matter?
Jerry Maguire (1996) Although it caused countless idiots to keep yelling, "Show me the money!" this Cameron Crowe film provided a good portrait of the sports agent. Plus, the cameos by Leigh Steinberg clients never end.
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994) Dan Marino plays a major role, and several other Dolphins have cameos. Ray Finkle is the theatrical version of Scott Norwood. Plus, Jim Carrey's at his best.
Rudy (1993) Wake us when the sappiness ends.
The Program (1993) Who can forget the scene when the two defensive linemen spit in each other's mouths? Gross stuff. But this movie tries to tackle every problem in college football.
Everybody's All-American (1988) Based on Frank Deford's novel, this Dennis Quaid flick followed the saga of a college football star after the lights had dimmed. It's a bit clichéd, but not bad.
Necessary Roughness (1991) Scott Bakula throws like an NFL player ... Garo Yepremian.
The Last Boy Scout (1991) The opening scene is one of the worst in recent memory. It doesn't exactly improve after that, either.
Johnny Be Good (1988) Anthony Michael Hall as the star high school QB sought by every college? We don't think so. Of course, we remember, this guy as "The Geek" in "Sixteen Candles."
Wildcats (1986) Predictable Goldie Hawn offering was the first movie to team Wesley Snipes and Woody Harrelson.
The Best of Times (1986) Kurt Russell still blames Robin Williams for dropping a touchdown pass in a big game. We say he should have seen it coming.
All the Right Moves (1983) Before he became "Coach," Craig T. Nelson was the drill sergeant for Tom Cruise and Co. in this story of high-school ball in Western Pennsylvania.
North Dallas Forty (1979) Loosely based on the Cowboys teams of the 1970s, this ranks as one of the best football films. Nick Nolte stars, and Jon Matuszak makes a cameo.
Heaven Can Wait (1978) There are plenty of unbelievable parts in the plot, but none more so than the Rams making the Super Bowl.
Semi-Tough (1978) Robert Preston is perfect as a team owner, and Kris Kristofferson is believable as a wide receiver. Plus, it's got cameos from "Too Tall" Jones and Paul Hornung.
Black Sunday (1977) A terrorist group plots to bomb the stadium during Super Bowl X. As you can tell from that plot, there's not a lot of football in this one.
Gus (1976) Disney flick about a field-goal-kicking mule is fun for kids. As movie kickers go, we'll take Gus over Ray Finkle.
The Longest Yard (1974) Twenty-five years later, Burt Reynolds still scores with this story of an intense game between prison guards and cons. And we still think that dude has a broken neck.
Brian's Song (1972) Even the toughest guy cries when Gale Sayers (Billy Dee Williams) tells the team, "Brian Piccolo is sick, very sick."
Paper Lion (1968) Alan Alda is believable as George Plimpton, although neither is believable as an NFL quarterback. Plenty of Detroit Lions play themselves.
Knute Rockne, All-American (1940) The best of a slew of football flicks during the 1930s and '40s, most remembered for future President Ronald Reagan uttering the most famous line from a sports movie -- "Win one for the Gipper."

 



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